I mean really what's eating a massive plate of ribs going to do? You'll feel great while you're munching them down oh yeah lifes great you're one of the privileged few on this earth who can enjoy such obnoxious and obscene luxury. Then what? You get done and can't move. You feel bloated and nauseous, you might puke, you just want to sleep or sit there and your days ruined. Then what, cramps, taking a massive shit later and having to use a third of a roll of toilet paper, stinking up the whole bathroom, feeling bloated for the next couple days afterwards. Yeah nah mate fuck all that mate