lol, I get to the pearly gates.
Jesus: Soooooooooooo, I see you scrolled past a post about hit 'like' for heaven or keep scrolling for hell, amd you just kept scrolling.
Me: well, I really didn't think Jesus was on Facebook.
Jesus: I also see that you didn't hit 'like' if you hate cancer, So you saying you are a fan of cancer?
Me: uhhhhh, no, I jusssss
Jesus: BURN IN HELL