Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[gimmefreemusic]

Juggalo get a job

Meet people, get money.

 

[InfamousICON]

I need to stop killing myself in the gym first thing in the morning, end up feeling lazy as fuck and in need of a nap for the rest of the day.

 

[DaGrimProphet]

Juggalo get a job

Meet people, get money.

I tried at a lot of stores and shit man, theres no jobs available. I just got no idea what Im gonna do when I finished my a-levels... my bro is in university right now but thanks to piece of shit politician Nick Clegg my mom has to work 2 jobs to pay for it and I cant go, shits just way too expensive. I guess she always figured my bro was the smarter one lol.

I wanna help pay the bills and shit but theres just a shortage of jobs.

 

[DaGrimProphet]

Try and get a royal guard to beat your ass, just keep fucking with him until he does something....that's what I imagine you Brits do for fun in between tea & crumpets

Go be a "football" hooligan

Suggestions noted.

 

[drunkaholic707]

WOOOOOOO WE IZ CHAMPZ

 

[GTS]

hangover mob

 

[drunkaholic707]

Spent 200 at the bar last night and bout 30 at taco bell

 

[Mac Jesus]

I hate this company I'm working for. I work remotely and they got me scheduled for some training that I thought would be a conference call but it turns out its some sort of webcam shit which means I have to actually put clothes on. I never worked for a place with so many fucking layers ... I gotta email the equipment department to get a sat phone ... Equipment says oh we don't do that no more you have to get in touch with the safety department. Oh and make sure you fill out a swf and flja and an rms-22. Just give me my equipment people.

 

[Mac Jesus]

Oh and if you need a GPS well that's not equipment or safety you have to contact IT to put in a request for that ... Don't you know anything guy who just started and got minimal training on how this company operates.

 

[Mac Jesus]

Just put me in the field and let me dig holes you queers

 

[drunkaholic707]

Ok

 

[Mac Jesus]

Eh

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

What?

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

 

[InfamousICON]

Been at this school doing placement tests today, so many college age beezys in yoga pants and tight tank tops, only good thing about this heat. I'm gonna end up impregnating one of these broads.

 

[InfamousICON]

Aced the reading comprehension and English essay, they're trying to put me in English honors classes, I was like "lol no"

 

[gimmefreemusic]

Yeahh broke the buttons and soft keys on my phone, managed to replace em without breaking nothing else when it is literally the bottom chip to pull off. Just upped the value $100 on ebay with a $6 chip.

 

[gimmefreemusic]

kobe beef burger and bison burger on deck

 

[illuminati_guy]

it happens in africa

masai mother delivers a baby gorilla

 

[illuminati_guy]

50% of human babies are beasts