Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[nolettuce]

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Lol fuck man, youre so dense and so simple. Theres no such thing as joking with you youve got like no awareness and no personality

 

[nolettuce]

Your words are hurtful, butcher.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Sorry @nolettuce my closest best friend

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

Speaking of which link me to some new music

Did you trim the stuff in your avatar? If so you are gonna get one of the few pats on the back ive ever handed out around here for herb. Thats pretty.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

 

[nolettuce]

Yeah that was my first mistake, there were like 6 of them and with no preservatives that shit lasted 4 days. Second bag I put in the fridge and made it six days but I'm pretty sure that last sandwich was borderline sketchy. Now I walk with a limp and have a speech impediment but those rolls are dope.

 

[nolettuce]

Fuck you I disclosed my inner sandwich opinion with you.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Yeah that was my first mistake, there were like 6 of them and with no preservatives that shit lasted 4 days. Second bag I put in the fridge and made it six days but I'm pretty sure that last sandwich was borderline sketchy. Now I walk with a limp and have a speech impediment but those rolls are dope.

I wonder if theyd make good rolls for sausage pepper and onion sandwiches. I need to try it out

 

[BUTCHER 206]

There was a crow down in p4 of the garage. I was trying to "chase" it out by following it and itd fly like 20ft and stare at me,then fly like 20 more feet. It started getting real weird like halfway into this because it was taking a perfect route up the ramps and cawing at me like "hurry up". I thought itd miss a turn and double / triple the time to chase it out but nope, it knew where to go. Finally we get to ground level like 10 mins later and its jumping around by the gate cawing at me so i opened the gate and it flew outta there. I get outside and its in a tree cawing down at me. That was real creepy i dont trust crows, they remember faces

 

[Nuttkase]

RIP Butcher

 

[BUTCHER 206]

It was satan wasn't it, and this was some kind of thing huh lol. But that kinda stuff would be more likely between 3 and 4 am

 

[Nuttkase]

When I lived in Edmonds there was a trail that lead to Highway 99 and one time me and a couple friends were walking to Denny's and there was a dead crow in the middle of it and we were like "huh, looks like it just dropped dead" and as we got close to it about a half dozen crows started dive bombing us swooping literally inches above our heads and cawing like crazy. We ran down the trail fast as fuck and they followed us for a few yards then stopped. I guess they are known to protect their dead or some shit. When we walked back a hour later the dead crow was gone as was the murder that tried to kill us.

 

[Nuttkase]

This was like a concrete paved trail that was right down off of 99, not like a backwoods trail or something. Lots of odd shit happened on that trail also including me and friends doing lots of drugs along it as a teenager.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Damn dennys sounds good. Well not dennys just those link sausages and bacon and some pancakes

 

[Nuttkase]

This place was a Denny's for decades, then a place called like USA Dinner or something for a year, then back to a Denny's for a year and then abandoned last I saw.

@nolettuce what is it now?

 

[Nuttkase]

I once saw this chick I went to alternative high school with mom get out of a truck in the parking lot of that Denny's when I was waiting for the bus at like 7am. She wiped her mouth off and then walked over to the driver side and he gave her some money. She was a hooker.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Lol

 

[Nuttkase]

I wasn't 100% sure it was her mom and at school that day asked her if she lived by Denny's too and she looked at me horrified and I played it off saying something like "Oh yeah I saw your mom getting breakfast there" or some stupid shit. She knew though, she knew.

 

[Nuttkase]

Someone just let off a bunch of gunshots. Sounded down on Pike somewhere.