To think, if only I had knocked up some broad, even with everything else exactly the same same job same laziness etc. I'd have like 5-7k in my bank account right now, and my fridge would've been full this whole year and I'd probably weigh like 20 extra pounds. Thanks Obama for this awesome welfare nation where honest white single males bear the burden of everybody elses lousy life choices. At least Bush threw me an extra 400 every year, thank you Bush.
only voting conservative from now on, chess not checcers