Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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"You are what you eat"
Draw a guy sitting in front of a taco truck, except instead of a head its a giant taco, and his hands are pizza slices and hes taking a bite out of a burrito, and instead of a stomach its just a big gallon of milk as a torso, and his legs are fried chicken drum sticks and his thighs are made out of steaks
no marty disclaimer if applicable
money is the root of all evil
draw a homeless person who looks liek a saint or whatever, glowing in light and shit, sitting on the sidewalk holding out their hand, and draw like a business suit person who is dark and you cant see their face, its all shaded out and theyre handing the homeless dude a wad of $100 bills, but the bills are all dark and smokey looking and have little alien like roots / tentacle things coming out of them and growing into the business mans hands and arms and shit, like little parasitic plant roots, and a couple of them are extending from the bills towards the homeless dudes hands like theyre trying to reach out, in general hte businessman / money wad is shady / evil looking. and in the background the homeless guy is actually sitting in front of a liquor store that you can see, and theres a shady looking drug dealer type dude at the corner of the liquor store, so hte viewer knows the business dude is fueling his drug and alcohol habits
draw a homeless person who looks liek a saint or whatever, glowing in light and shit, sitting on the sidewalk holding out their hand, and draw like a business suit person who is dark and you cant see their face, its all shaded out and theyre handing the homeless dude a wad of $100 bills, but the bills are all dark and smokey looking and have little alien like roots / tentacle things coming out of them and growing into the business mans hands and arms and shit, like little parasitic plant roots, and a couple of them are extending from the bills towards the homeless dudes hands like theyre trying to reach out, in general hte businessman / money wad is shady / evil looking. and in the background the homeless guy is actually sitting in front of a liquor store that you can see, and theres a shady looking drug dealer type dude at the corner of the liquor store, so hte viewer knows the business dude is fueling his drug and alcohol habits
"Drink like a fish"
draw a stupid looking retarded ass hipster with those big gauge earrings and a snapback hat on and a tattoo on his neck, just draw him from the shoulder up with his head tilted back and googly looking retarded fish eyes, make him look as stupid as possible, drinking on a pabst blue ribbon, and have his mouth look like a fishes mouth. just try and do every stereotypical thing you can do for a retarded hipster. have him wearing a lumberjack shirt or something lol
draw a stupid looking retarded ass hipster with those big gauge earrings and a snapback hat on and a tattoo on his neck, just draw him from the shoulder up with his head tilted back and googly looking retarded fish eyes, make him look as stupid as possible, drinking on a pabst blue ribbon, and have his mouth look like a fishes mouth. just try and do every stereotypical thing you can do for a retarded hipster. have him wearing a lumberjack shirt or something lol