Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[Ne Obliviscaris]

I walked home listening to this on repeat.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Happy 26th birthday @ my younger brother, I think he's getting blackout drunk at a mayweather ppv party

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

@Ne Obliviscaris just got through the door breh if you are trying to chill.

Lemme text my capitol hill broad and see if I can crash at her house, I'll hit your fucking landline in a minute.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

landline

 

[Nuttkase]

PS. Get a fucking cell phone that takes texts you fucking luddite.

I've been trying to get him to do that for years. Fucker goes off on me old man style talking about obligations to answering calls and whatnot. And how text messaging is destroying the universe and shit.

@Nuttkase I felt the same way until I got this phone. Its the tits man for real... you're missing out lol. I still ignore all my texts for days and screen my calls too so you can still do that if you want

NEVER! I've put something like $200 on my gophone, which I have for emergencies or need to call someone when meeting up or directions etc, in 2 years. When smartphone plans, even the cheap ones, cost that much I'll get one.

 

[0R0]

how old are you butcher

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

Lemme text my capitol hill broad and see if I can crash at her house, I'll hit your fucking landline in a minute.

I always feel like I should be using a rotary phone to hit your line.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

how old are you butcher

28

 

[Nuttkase]

Also I know all about the pluses of smartphones and I like the technology. I more or less taught my mom how to use her iPhone (shut up Butcher she gets one through work for free) and all that. It's just not worth the price to me for various reasons.

 

[Nuttkase]

I always feel like I should be using a rotary phone to hit your line.

lol my grandma had one of those until like 2002 and I think it might have been older than me.

 

[Nuttkase]

Lemme text my capitol hill broad and see if I can crash at her house, I'll hit your fucking landline in a minute.

You can crash here if not man but I can't promise if we get too drunk I won't pass out on the couch. @nolettuce hates that because it almost always happens when we chill here lol.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

There's some asian chick passed out in the driveway her boyfriend said she had 12 drinks lol she looks like she's like 90lbs

I said I'm calling an ambulance and he freaked out. If he doesn't get her inside in like 5 mins I'm calling an ambulance I'm not getting sued for some chick dieing of alcohol poisoning while I watch

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Good she's up and moving sort of finally I did not want to deal with that at all lol. She looked like a corpse

 

[BUTCHER 206]

And now I look like an overreacting snitch lol... better safe than sorry though.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Called some guy cause he left his headlights on in the garage and he was pissed lol

Fuck it I'm doing way three much tonight time to fuck off idiot

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

Why is he pissed?

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Probably felt dumb about leaving his lights on / being called about it at 2am. Then lashed me cause I was an easy outlet I guess lol nothing personal

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I'd rather get bothered about it than getting my battery drained and killed though.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

One of our garage gates is stuck open and like thousands of dollars in bikes got stolen from some place down the street earlier this week

These ppl roll like 2000 -$6000 bikes its crazy

 

[nolettuce]

You can crash here if not man but I can't promise if we get too drunk I won't pass out on the couch. @nolettuce hates that because it almost always happens when we chill here lol.

Only homie that makes me sleep on on the floor because he blackout jacks the couch after going to bed.