"Excuse me, Sarah. I need to talk to you. The other day, you didn't say hello to a customer. That is not our policy and I know you know that, but if it happens again you can GET BANGED ON FREEDOM TOWN BULLY CLIQUE MAFIA, CUH!" *slap across face*
Anyways, that was then this is now. Off to work. You jackasses have a great Saturday. If anyone is still up around 1:30am we can crack some brews over the interwebz together.