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...and get this soccer related nonsense...

Yesterday, they played a game, to see who comes in 3rd...

The 2 teams that won (or tied, or stalled the game to the point of tears, or whatever weird scoring system they use) play each other today, but the 2 teams that lost to those teams, played yesterday.

What kind of non-American, 9 pound weakling, every player gets a participation ribbon, bull shit is that? Who in the wide world of non-sports decided that 3rd place needs to be decided?

In real sports only 1 place matters, and that's 1st place.
American people need time out they can't run 45 minutes non stop
 
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American people need time out they can't run 45 minutes non stop
What does running for 45 minutes have to do with having a game to determine 3rd place you fucking moron?

For the sake of argument, lets say that soccer players were running the entire game (which they're not), and didn't take a 15 minute half-time (which they do). One of a soccer apologists favorite sayings is "Soccer players run an equivalent to 5 miles during a game! So much endurance!"

Damn, no kidding? 5 miles over the span on 90 minutes, gee-whiz that's right around 4 miles an hour...what endurance of these magnificent athletes to be able to jog for an hour and half with a 15 minute break in the middle...
 
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What does running for 45 minutes have to do with having a game to determine 3rd place you fucking moron?

For the sake of argument, lets say that soccer players were running the entire game (which they're not), and didn't take a 15 minute half-time (which they do). One of a soccer apologists favorite sayings is "Soccer players run an equivalent to 5 miles during a game! So much endurance!"

Damn, no kidding? 5 miles over the span on 90 minutes, gee-whiz that's right around 4 miles an hour...what endurance of these magnificent athletes to be able to jog for an hour and half with a 15 minute break in the middle...
Its 2nd place you fucktard know before you type