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Apr 26, 2003
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Just went to Jack in the Box and did some experimenting. I put the insides of 2 tacos (meat paste, cheese, sauce, and lettuce shreds) on a bun I had left over from other experiments, added a splash of ranch and folded up one of the taco shells on top. It was dope.

Made me think that Jack has the bacon ranch monster taco right now: If you took a sourdough bun, the insides of 2 of them (bacon, ranch, meat paste, sauce, cheese, shredded lettuce)...That would be a dope sandwich.

Bacon Ranch Taco Burger
 
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Just went to Jack in the Box and did some experimenting. I put the insides of 2 tacos (meat paste, cheese, sauce, and lettuce shreds) on a bun I had left over from other experiments, added a splash of ranch and folded up one of the taco shells on top. It was dope.



Made me think that Jack has the bacon ranch monster taco right now: If you took a sourdough bun, the insides of 2 of them (bacon, ranch, meat paste, sauce, cheese, shredded lettuce)...That would be a dope sandwich.



Bacon Ranch Taco Burger
Chree @Chree posted a photo of a taco burger on Facebook today
 

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Aug 22, 2003
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Go down to Walgreens and get yourself a bottle of Nivea Aftershave Balm.



Wash your face before bed. Rub that into your skin after your normal shave in the AM, or every morning, or whatever for a few weeks. I bet dollars to donuts once your skin is conditioned you can shave with a regular razor.

You get bumps, burns, and ingrown from shaving too closely with hair that doesn't grow out straight, or being overly aggressive. Condition your skin to be softer, the hair will grow out without irritation and it wont curl back into itself causing bumps. When you're ready for the razor, use the beard trimmer to lower the hair, then a single or dual blade razor once over for awhile.

People don't realize when you're shaving, you're actually taking off a very very thin layer of skin with it, so if you jump right in and rake 5 or 6 blades over 5 o'clock shadow, yeah, that shit is going to hurt.

So long story short, condition your skin, and take baby steps with the razor, and your skin will get used to being shaved and you too can have a baby-butt smooth face.

Or I say fuck it, go all out and grow a beard.
Fuck that nivea bullshit. It has alcohol in it so it dries my face. Then if I even think of slightly sweating my pores get clogged cause of that shit and I get tiny little pimples from it. It disrupts the natural balance that's going on

So now its like this
Steaming hot shower to open up pores. Shave once over with razor and regular barbasol (gel is shit tier). Rinse face with cetaphil and hot water. Shave again against the grain. Rinse with cetaphil and icy cold water to shrink pores.

And buy yourself a can of clean dr multipurpose duster, spray your razor dry after you use it. Your razors degrade from drying out slowly, not from shaving.
 
Apr 26, 2003
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Fuck that nivea bullshit. It has alcohol in it so it dries my face. Then if I even think of slightly sweating my pores get clogged cause of that shit and I get tiny little pimples from it. It disrupts the natural balance that's going on

So now its like this
Steaming hot shower to open up pores. Shave once over with razor and regular barbasol (gel is shit tier). Rinse face with cetaphil and hot water. Shave again against the grain. Rinse with cetaphil and icy cold water to shrink pores.

And buy yourself a can of clean dr multipurpose duster, spray your razor dry after you use it. Your razors degrade from drying out slowly, not from shaving.
Nice try.