When I went to go copp some 40s, there was these 2 drunk dudes who got off the bus.
I go and grab a raspberry ice tea and start looking at beers. These drunk guys are standing by me and the smaller drunk guy said "man ive had 4 shots, im drunk" taller drunk guy asks what he wants to drink. 4 shots says "im classy get a blue moon" tall dude grabs it and stands in line, hes swaying trying to keep his footing and the drops the blue moon.
I just shake my head and grab my 40s, dude is yelling at them to leave and their drunk. Tall drunk tries to paid for the beer but the worker tells him to bounce. They both walk out and scream FUCK YOU over and over.
I know tl:dr but it was still funny to me.