Footlong Cheeseburger

[2-0-Sixx]

The Hamburger Centipede!!

 

[bulky408]

 

[28g w/o the bag]

pshhh @ 850 calories

i think the the super star has 1100 calories

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[nonfiCKtion]

If they make it a western burger it's game over. Fat bastard shit

Mosy definately can't go wrong wit onion rings, bacon, and bbq sauce

 

[4thereal]

sounds fuckin hella good. probably have to eat one of those bitches every once in a real real good ass while...not unless i wanna start takin high cholesterol pills...lol!

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

Exactly how long is a

real real good ass while...

 

[Gas One]

wait, does that mean i can go to the carls jr down the street right now and go get a 12 inch cheeseburger slap right now?

like right now, right now?

 

[4thereal]

lol smokingoods, haha!

 

[Gas One]

if so im bout to hella drink and drive

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

if so im bout to hella drink and drive

Hopefully you dont get pulled over until after you get the food. Cuz eating a bologne sammich when you've been expecting a foot long cheeseburger is NOT the buisness.

 

[Gas One]

Hopefully you dont get pulled over until after you get the food. Cuz eating a bologne sammich when you've been expecting a foot long cheeseburger is NOT the buisness.

forreal though. and im at that beligerent stage where imma tear down the street going 80 blaring wiz khalifa.

this is why i dont drink and i sip lean, i do dumb shit.

but see, imma have to get one of these cheeseburgers dog.

at this point im sort of trying to decide how drunk my ass is about to get before i go for this 12 inch cheeseburger.

im sorta thinkin its a joke tho, like i dont wanna go to carls jr lookin for some made up shit......

hmmmmmmm
*goes to carls jr website*

and if i get pulled over imma be in jail till like november or some stupid shit

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

Drunkenly ordering a foot long cheesburger only to have the functionally retarded drive through employee tell you that you're being stupid, they dont have those = WIN.

 

[Gas One]

lmao, right

'but i read it on the internet, do you know which carls jr has them out here?'

*looks at line behind him, full of people, 8pm on a friday*

'fuck..'

imma leave with a lame ass famous star or some shit

 

[mrtonguetwista]

 

[DJ Mark 7]

There's a sandwich chain in Vegas called Capriotti's that has been doin these forever...and they're friggin awesome

 

[Gas One]

just got back from carls jr, paid the cost and took a big whammy loss, no foot long cheeseburger

but the double grilled cheese bacon burger goes so its ok

 

[Ghost Dance]

^^^^Good Huntin brotha...

 

[RED HEAD STEVE]

DAMN MAN YOU GUYS ARE LUCKY. THE NEAREST CARL'S JR IS 24.1 MILES AWAY WHICH IS ABOUT 36 MINUTES AWAY ACCORDING TO GOOGLE MAP. EVEN IF IT LOOKS HELLA GOOD....I CANT DRIVE THAT FAR FOR ONE OF THOSE DELICIOUS BURGERS....OH MAN....I JUST MIGHT HAVE TO.
THIS SONG FROM THE 80'S MOVIE - HAMBURGER THE MOTION PICTURE MOTIVATES ME TO MAKE THIS DRIVE THOUGH. CHECK IT OUT

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

lol is tihs really like a revolutionary idea for people? i remember thinking this shit up being 16 yrs old and stoned
lol step your fat bastard game up people

 

[RED HEAD STEVE]

lol is tihs really like a revolutionary idea for people? i remember thinking this shit up being 16 yrs old and stoned
lol step your fat bastard game up people

LOL ITS NOT REVOLUTIONARY.... I HAVE BEEN MAKING THESE AT THE PAD FOR A MINUTE TO....BUT TO HAVE THEM MADE FOR YOU IN A HURRY IS ONE OF THE BEST IDEAS IN AWHILE FOR A FAST FOOD PLACE....ITS ALMOST AS IMPORTANT AS E-MC2 TO SOME OF US HUNGRY PEOPLE.