ELDER SCROLLS V: Skyrim

[KG The One]

Just remember to make the horse shit in the woods, you'll break the law if you defecate in a public place or someones property. Then guards will start swingin on you like they don't give a fuck.

They shit too? Fuck i've been walkin almost everywhere cuz everytime i get off the fuckin horse he just bounces..

So do you only have give him a corrot once or everytime you get off of him?

 

[Sixxness]

i'm sure that carrot act was a joke - too many side quests with this game, hard to remember the main story being 15 or so hours into and still feels I'm near the start, haha - lv 20 with a wife, though...

 

[WT SAVAGE]

i dont think ive done a main quest yet. all side quests

 

[W0RM_Da_C0N]

i'm sure that carrot act was a joke - too many side quests with this game, hard to remember the main story being 15 or so hours into and still feels I'm near the start, haha - lv 20 with a wife, though...

serious question.... do you get to bang her?

 

[Legman]

serious question.... do you get to bang her?

yea im wondering if you can spawn, spawn lol

 

[kingsix18]

They shit too? Fuck i've been walkin almost everywhere cuz everytime i get off the fuckin horse he just bounces..

So do you only have give him a corrot once or everytime you get off of him?

Lol bunch of unhelpful trolls. Only a horse you own will stay with you. Horses you steal will leave once you get off them.

serious question.... do you get to bang her?

No. My prude bitch only pays me 100 gold every day.

 

[Legman]

i cant seem to marry anyone, in this game or real life lol

 

[W0RM_Da_C0N]

^^ lol speakin of... this married bitch is basically offering herself to me, ( in real life) i have a girl too... damn my conscious is a muthafucker shit... i wanna fuck this skeez bag she looks good, but i don't know im not a dirtbag.. so idk, dilemma...

 

[W0RM_Da_C0N]

on second thought, ok maybe i am a lil bit of a dirtbag... but not completely ... lol

 

[KG The One]

Aww you fuckin fags! For real tho i got a carrot out a barrel but i never thought of giving it to the horse..Fuckers! lol smh Guess thats what i get for just gankin horses and not payin for shit.

 

[W0RM_Da_C0N]

lol^^ what level you at kg? im only like level 5 or someshit, i did this quest.. get evidence from the battle-borns or someshit, first off i find their house and the dudes in there aren't trippen but the bitch calls me out... tells me to leave or she'll call the guards... im like " bitch why u trippin?, nobody else is" anyway so the guard comes then i end up having to fight like 10 people and they keep fuckin killin me, every time .. but finally got past it, had to talk to the head of the household then i was permitted to take whatever i wanted in the house... fuckin annoying at first

 

[KirbyDaAlmighty]

Everytime I visit my wife in Skyrim I make her give me food.
I don't eat it, I just throw it into a pile.

It's all about control.

 

[jake921660]

wow i didnt realise how big this game is. i just spoke to a friend who said he has 115 hours on this game and is only level 44.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

what a noob

 

[NotAllThere]

i wondered how the fuck u got smithing up, what about alachamy? i got scrolls to make potions but have no idea what to do with them.

you make potions at alchemy labs
you can find them in alchemy shops

 

[BUTCHER 206]

[video=youtube;mSDfxde8fSg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSDfxde8fSg[/video]

 

[KG The One]

lol^^ what level you at kg? im only like level 5 or someshit, i did this quest.. get evidence from the battle-borns or someshit, first off i find their house and the dudes in there aren't trippen but the bitch calls me out... tells me to leave or she'll call the guards... im like " bitch why u trippin?, nobody else is" anyway so the guard comes then i end up having to fight like 10 people and they keep fuckin killin me, every time .. but finally got past it, had to talk to the head of the household then i was permitted to take whatever i wanted in the house... fuckin annoying at first

I'm only like a level 9. I finaly bought a horse and already got that muthafucka killed..lol At 1st i accidentally road it off a cliff. So then i went back to one of my saves and some fuckin gay ass wizards killed it.

The fuckin horse is always wanting to scrap everybody too and steal half of my kills and then gets killed like a dumbass! smh I want to just tie him to a tree or somethin so he stops tryin to get all gangsta.

 

[STICK]

Popped in this motherfucker and started playin' it.

I set up my character to be an Imperial. Only up to level two, but I'm diggin' it so far. I'm off tomorrow, so maybe I can get in some quality time.

 

[IronLungs420]

 

[ayo4yayo]

So I was searching on google/youtube to see if there was a way to revive Lydia after she dies. Apparently you cant but I ran into this video and thought Id share.