THE FAT BOY SPECIAL:
Cook pack of bacon.
drain 1/2 of the bacon grease, leave the other half in the pan hot as hellfire.
scramble eggs in bowl.
drop eggs in hellfire bacon grease.
stir.
wait til eggs have soaked all grease, almost making the edges crispy.
add cheese, bacon, & onions to the center of this big ass fried egg patty.
fold in half like a quesadilla.
take it out of the pan, & eat.
....you just gained 7 pounds.
Cook pack of bacon.
drain 1/2 of the bacon grease, leave the other half in the pan hot as hellfire.
scramble eggs in bowl.
drop eggs in hellfire bacon grease.
stir.
wait til eggs have soaked all grease, almost making the edges crispy.
add cheese, bacon, & onions to the center of this big ass fried egg patty.
fold in half like a quesadilla.
take it out of the pan, & eat.
....you just gained 7 pounds.