DUI wasn't meant to be

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How the fuck you get caught on a street bike.. nigga you coulda been out in 3 seconds.. ole scared to get in a high speed when you know you gonna win ass nigga...

Back on subject tho.. bout 2 years back I was drunk as fuck drivin and bapped into a tree.. cop came over.. saw my drank in the backseat, asked if I was ok.. and didn't even give me a ticket.. just filed an accident report and that was it.. I got hella lucky.. DUI at 19 = not cool.
for 1 he was on a bike so theres no running.2 he cut me off i had no clue he was behind me.3 if it was a car i would have cut out.
 
May 16, 2002
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How many of you will actually get it?

You can out run a cop, but you'll never out run a radio.

Save yourself a much more expensive ticket, or more importantly, THE FUCKIN' LIVES OF OTHERS ON THE FUCKIN' ROAD!!!!
 

Palmer

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1 deep aren't(weren't) you in the army?
that really changes how cops view you..
Yeah I'm in the Air Force, and that's what I was thinking to. I will have to admit though that it probably also helps that I'm white, dressed well, clean cut and know how to act professional even in a drunk state of mind.

Oh well I don't enjoy being in the military but if it will save me from getting a DUI then I guess I shouldn't complain.
 
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I have come close more than a few times. *Knocks On Wood* But one story sticks out.

I was a little drunk and other stuff on 4th of July leaving my friends house at 3am.

Leaving and a County Cop pulls right behind me the second I pull out of his driveway. I head down the street to the Gas Mart trying to advoid him. He pulls in behind me and blocks me in. I got out of my car (convertible) and I fell back in (I was that fucked up). He gets out and takes me over to his car. I was only 18 or 19 at the time. He asks what I am doing back in that neighborhood at 3am. High Drug Traffic Hood I was in. I just said leaving a friends house. He asks if I have been drinking and I said "Yes, a lot". No need to lie, you could tell. He makes me stand by his car while he runs my info. I thought I was going to jail.

He then procedes to tell me "get back in my car and he is going to follow me home". I was like Okay??

He followed me almost 15-20 miles back to my house. Watched me pull in then yells "If I catch you out again, you are going to jail".

10-4 Good Buddy.

Crazy, I never met a nicer County Cop in my life.
 
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on 4th july i got fucked up andit was my second day out of jail. cops pull us over (i wasnt driving) and he runs our names and see's im on probation. he searchs me and i have a sack and we had hella drink in the car. he says to go the fuck home before he sends me back to jail and we cut. i was hella lucky. then like 2 months later i had a banger on me and we get pulled over for playing loud music. hahaha yeah really though and he see's im on probation and search's me. i have the gun on me and he is patting me down and im thinkin im bout to go to jail. im coked out and high as fuck but dude pats my gun and passes over it. my other boy had coke on him but let me go to. it was a crazy night!
 
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I got a DUI when I was 19...

Lost my L's for a year and cut back on the drinking and driving...

I drink and drive only solo and to get home, if not I'll just stay where I'm at, or call for a ride.. i've even slept in my car on occassion...

but like a year and a half ago me and two of my boys killed a 30 pack and 2 5ths of grey goose.. just 3 of us so you know we were faded.. well my boy had just won a 100 dollars on a lottery ticket so im like fuck it we ridin to the store to cash that and get some more drank... we made it there safely then my dumbass was like fuck it lets go downtown and see whats crackin real quick, knowin its a friday night and downtown ain't the place to be avoiding cops.. anyway tho I come up to a stop light and turn left and the car coming towards me is a cop he turns right behind me and just lights me up right away.. i was trippin thinkin it was over im goin to jail for a minute cuz im on probation already for some other shit and second dui...

it was a female cop and she got my license and insurance from me, which was all legit.. then she comes back and asks me to step out.. right there im thinkin i'm fucked... in the meantime my retarded homie is arguin wit another cop cuz he just threw his cigarette out my window now he's yellin "this is harrassment", whatever...

longer story short.. I ended up doing all the sobriety tests, and when i was walking my straight line i kinda stumbled a little, just then my cell was vibrating so i pulled it out and explained that it had messed me up...the paddywagon pulled up and im like oh shit here i go.. but i swear i just really sobered up like instantly and passed all there tests.. she kept askin the other cops for somethin and i think she was askin for a breathalizer but im not sure.. anyway she never busted one out... she knew i was drinkin already and we had a 30 pack in the backseat unopened.. she ended up just sayin get where your goin and dont drive again tonight.. i hit the corner and then started straight up rejoicing and shit thanking god and feelin so happy cuz i knew i woulda been fucked if i got a 2nd one...

when I got back to the spot my homie that had stayed there waiting was fucked up outta his mind fallin down knockin shit over and he is a heavy drinker and we had drank the same amount and i was feelin sober as a saint after that experience.. it was a trip... i'm thankful for that to this day....


one time tho before i had got my dui i was drivin fuckin faded goin like 70 down this backroad its a 45 zone and a motorcycle cop lit me up.. i kept driving like 4 blocks and pulled up at my boys house and jumped out but dude was right there wit his gun pointing at me... i was only like 17 off a plastic bottle of vodka.. it was a cop from a different town so he was out of his jurisdiction he just said i was driving so fucked up that he had to stop me... he ended up just driving off, so i was lucky there too...
 
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i have a homie that was in the coast guard at the time and got a dui in alameda about 2-3 blocks away from his spot.... and for the record he's white

just thought i share that piece of info before rosetown ryda covers himself in white out
 

Gas One

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Yeah I'm in the Air Force, and that's what I was thinking to. I will have to admit though that it probably also helps that I'm white, dressed well, clean cut and know how to act professional even in a drunk state of mind.

Oh well I don't enjoy being in the military but if it will save me from getting a DUI then I guess I shouldn't complain.
my girl has an air force sticker on the back window of her car and says she gets out of hella shit. those red circle ones or whatever..in most cases she says shes rarely stopped at all

if it dosent obstruct ya vision maybe you should do that...
 

Nuttkase

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Yeah I'm in the Air Force, and that's what I was thinking to. I will have to admit though that it probably also helps that I'm white, dressed well, clean cut and know how to act professional even in a drunk state of mind.

Oh well I don't enjoy being in the military but if it will save me from getting a DUI then I guess I shouldn't complain.
No wonder I always went to jail when dealing with the cops lol.

I should have just had you talk to them instead.
 
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So last night I went out and got drunker then shit, and I'm driving home and for the first time ever I get pulled over. The cop comes up and gives me the whole license and registration bit and I'm like reaching over to get it and falling over and shit so he asks me to get out of my truck. So of course I do then he tells me I'm fucked. Well another cop drives up and next thing I know I'm in the back of his car with NO cuffs on. So he drives me home and writes down the address where my truck is at and tells me to go to bed.

How fucking crazy is that though? I get told I'm fucked then I get driven home. Then this morning I take a cab to my truck and to my surprise it's still there. I thought sure shit they would send it to the impound. I definitely learned my lesson though. I got mad lucky and for the first time ever I actually thanked a cop.

Has anything like this ever happened to anyone else?

That's dope as fuck.
 
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it is funny that in my group of friends, most of the minorities have gotten dui's. while not a single one of my white friends have gotten any. and they drive drunk just as often and have been pulled over shit faced before, but the cops let them go with the whole where do you live? well you better get home and not let me catch you drinking and driving again

update on my dui case: went to court last friday and the public attorney convinced me to plead not guilty. he said because i performed well on the sobriety field test, wasnt extremely over the limit, and didnt get breathalized then and there, he can maybe get it reduced to a wet reckless saying that my alcohol level rose by the time i got to the station and blew. its worth a shot hopefully they take it