DUI wasn't meant to be

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Palmer

Palmer

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So last night I went out and got drunker then shit, and I'm driving home and for the first time ever I get pulled over. The cop comes up and gives me the whole license and registration bit and I'm like reaching over to get it and falling over and shit so he asks me to get out of my truck. So of course I do then he tells me I'm fucked. Well another cop drives up and next thing I know I'm in the back of his car with NO cuffs on. So he drives me home and writes down the address where my truck is at and tells me to go to bed.

How fucking crazy is that though? I get told I'm fucked then I get driven home. Then this morning I take a cab to my truck and to my surprise it's still there. I thought sure shit they would send it to the impound. I definitely learned my lesson though. I got mad lucky and for the first time ever I actually thanked a cop.

Has anything like this ever happened to anyone else?
 
Gas One

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i dunno...a cop put my blunt they found on me in my possessions bag when i went to jail once. i thought that was cool. had a blunt to spark when i got out.

i havent really been caught in a dui yet..i pass all my sobriety checkpoints somehow

hopefully it stays like that
 
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Gas One said:
i havent really been caught in a dui yet..i pass all my sobriety checkpoints somehow

hopefully it stays like that
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Yeah shit use to happen like for years....but then I got busted twice in like 2 years so every dog has his day I guess....so I dont fuck wit drunk drivin No more! LOL
 
Joey

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1 Deep said:
So last night I went out and got drunker then shit, and I'm driving home and for the first time ever I get pulled over. The cop comes up and gives me the whole license and registration bit and I'm like reaching over to get it and falling over and shit so he asks me to get out of my truck. So of course I do then he tells me I'm fucked. Well another cop drives up and next thing I know I'm in the back of his car with NO cuffs on. So he drives me home and writes down the address where my truck is at and tells me to go to bed.

How fucking crazy is that though? I get told I'm fucked then I get driven home. Then this morning I take a cab to my truck and to my surprise it's still there. I thought sure shit they would send it to the impound. I definitely learned my lesson though. I got mad lucky and for the first time ever I actually thanked a cop.

Has anything like this ever happened to anyone else?
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People like you who drive drunk kill families and other innocent people....I hope you did learn you lesson....But i dont think you did....If you drink, more oftern the not you will drive!!
 
Palmer

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Haha, that's some funny shit. No I seriously was beyond faded and I have no idea why he didn't give me a DUI. I did however just realize that my registration is MIA, but I just called up the police department and asked them what's up and they didn't know and they said I didn't receive any ticket or anything and I was very lucky.

My registration was from another state so is that reason to take it?
 
Gemini

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I had this cop pull me over once and he had beer on his breath. Shined his flashlight in the back seat (where a open 30 pack was sitting).

He proceeded to say, "Well, I'm not gonna take you in, but I am gonna take your beer."

LOL!!!!
 
Zer0.MediA

Zer0.MediA

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I have two stories like that.

Once when I was mad young (14) I met my guy at the mall and picked up a bag. I was walking through the parking lot with 4 or so of my friends packing one of those ghetto ass metal bowls, on our way to a school that's right over the fence. We're just about there, the bowl is packed and in my hand, when this unmarked car pulls in front of us and rolls down it's window.

I drop the shit in my pocket, but they had my number because the driver was like "he just put it in his pocket" and they get out and bust our balls. Long story short I tell him we picked up off of some kid that was just asking people if they wanted weed, they gave me my packed bowl back, they gave me the bag back, and said "dump this, and if we catch you again we're not gonna be so nice" and drove off with me holding the weed. I'm sure it's because we were so young but you'd think they'd have taken the trees.

Just the other day though, my friend got busted on a DWI and they arrested him for sure. They didn't however, bust him for the bottle of Xanax that he had in his car. The cop probably stole the shit but he threw the bottle in the woods and said something along the lines of "this isn't important, don't worry about it" before he tossed it.

I had a highway cop find a bullet in my friends car once too... That was some interesting shit. It was just something I gave to him and he lost in his car so it was nothing. But they were so intent on finding a gun, they never searched us. Now that I think about it... why didn't they search US for the gun?? They only searched the car. So anyhow, the glass piece and bag he had stashed in his boxers (fly open and everything) they didn't even notice.

Some cops have been doing it so long that they see shit in a different way. You get yourself a rookie cop and he's gonna think he's Robocop, bringin' in anyone he can find. A vet has seen a lot of shit. They tend not to fuck with you so much as long as your record isn't filled with violent crimes or repeat offenses.
 
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Zer0.MediA said:
I have two stories like that.

Once when I was mad young (14) I met my guy at the mall and picked up a bag. I was walking through the parking lot with 4 or so of my friends packing one of those ghetto ass metal bowls, on our way to a school that's right over the fence. We're just about there, the bowl is packed and in my hand, when this unmarked car pulls in front of us and rolls down it's window.

I drop the shit in my pocket, but they had my number because the driver was like "he just put it in his pocket" and they get out and bust our balls. Long story short I tell him we picked up off of some kid that was just asking people if they wanted weed, they gave me my packed bowl back, they gave me the bag back, and said "dump this, and if we catch you again we're not gonna be so nice" and drove off with me holding the weed. I'm sure it's because we were so young but you'd think they'd have taken the trees.

Just the other day though, my friend got busted on a DWI and they arrested him for sure. They didn't however, bust him for the bottle of Xanax that he had in his car. The cop probably stole the shit but he threw the bottle in the woods and said something along the lines of "this isn't important, don't worry about it" before he tossed it.

I had a highway cop find a bullet in my friends car once too... That was some interesting shit. It was just something I gave to him and he lost in his car so it was nothing. But they were so intent on finding a gun, they never searched us. Now that I think about it... why didn't they search US for the gun?? They only searched the car. So anyhow, the glass piece and bag he had stashed in his boxers (fly open and everything) they didn't even notice.

Some cops have been doing it so long that they see shit in a different way. You get yourself a rookie cop and he's gonna think he's Robocop, bringin' in anyone he can find. A vet has seen a lot of shit. They tend not to fuck with you so much as long as your record isn't filled with violent crimes or repeat offenses.
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keep the gay stuff to yourself
 
MID-WEST785

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mayne i knew a dude get caught passed out with his car runnin sittin in the middle of the street and some cops pulled up... one drove his car home the other drove him home... Then after they pulled off he jumped in his shit and went to the bar! lol
 
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