Craziest thing you ever seen in the ghetto
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When I was walking through the Tenderloin one day, there was a crackhead bitch in the street telling this dude she was gonna cut him into pieces of he didn't give her the money he owed her. It doesn't sound crazy, but how it was goin' down was just nuts.
This isn't crazy, but on MLK in Los Angeles I saw a chick rollin' a Ford Taurus with Hydros.
This isn't crazy, but on MLK in Los Angeles I saw a chick rollin' a Ford Taurus with Hydros.
One time me and my friend were walkin down mission towards market, maybe around 10th st(?) in SF, and two older black dudes were arguing, one dude went to the trunk of his car and pulled out a 2x4 with a nail stickin through it like in the movies, lol, dude hauled back and cracked the other dude straight across the face, guy was out, didnt get hit with the nail though. I seen a guy riding a bike down the street holding a shotgun in Antioch once too, that was kinda disturbing. lol.
not ghetto, but grimey shit...i was on K muni train in SF and some sick bum puked orange slop everywhere, slidin down the aisle like toxic ooze, steam coming off it and shit. dude was straight dope sick, everyone ran off the train and then the driver started yelling at the bum, the bum yelled back "it wasnt me! i didnt do nothin!"
i seen a car full of people all dressed in red, just swarm these three cats wearing blue, talking about those 3 cats jumped their homie. guys in red pistol whipped the dudes in blue, then just hopped back in the car and drove off with their guns out the window, saying that was a warning. one of the cats in blue was missing teeth and shit. pretty bad
im not gonna lie, i used to live on the edge of lakeview, a block from ocean view rec center, (which was dope by the way, minus the constant police presence). i grew up in the burbs so im not used to this, but i'd go to this liquor store on broad st. and coming out of it one time with a girl and my homie a cop with a shotgun yelled at us to move out of the way, he was looking for someone (obviously), b/c there were shots fired recently. Ive never had a shotgun in my face (except for my homie's, fucking around like in his apartment wishing he was in Menace II Society), and a cop doing that to me nearly made me shit my pants.
Setting: San Lorenzo Rasputin Parking Lot
Time Of Day: Mid-Afternoon
A young lady working at Party City was dating a stately young fellow after recently departing from another young man. The young man, deeply wounded, was hurt that she was dating a new beau. He went to the store to visit his ex and her new suitor (they both worked there) to give them a proper greeting.
An argument occurred and people were pushing and punching at the front entrance of the store. Some not so kind words were exchanged. Old BF yells aloud "fuck that shit, i'm going to my trunk...". Others at the store including the damsel and her man were in shock and wonderment as to what this young fellow wound bring. He pulls out a red gas tank and a lighter. He runs to the doors, throws gas at the people and attempts to light them on fire. However mid-throw, they run in and close the door. Befuddled, he stands outside waiting for people to come out. No one does. He goes back to his car and drives away.
Time Of Day: Mid-Afternoon
A young lady working at Party City was dating a stately young fellow after recently departing from another young man. The young man, deeply wounded, was hurt that she was dating a new beau. He went to the store to visit his ex and her new suitor (they both worked there) to give them a proper greeting.
An argument occurred and people were pushing and punching at the front entrance of the store. Some not so kind words were exchanged. Old BF yells aloud "fuck that shit, i'm going to my trunk...". Others at the store including the damsel and her man were in shock and wonderment as to what this young fellow wound bring. He pulls out a red gas tank and a lighter. He runs to the doors, throws gas at the people and attempts to light them on fire. However mid-throw, they run in and close the door. Befuddled, he stands outside waiting for people to come out. No one does. He goes back to his car and drives away.
