Clown The Scrub Above 2013

[Chuco]

^ is the friend that comes over to hang out, and gets impressed by the Chuck Norris jokes

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Puts chalk on his hands to curl 5lb

 

[recklessofgilaz]

^^tried desperately to get tackled by all the players in his high school football team for pleasure

 

[$ileNt_eNe_ATL]

^^^ Parents drive a stick shift single cab pickup and he always volunteers to sit in middle...

 

[:ab:]

^^^^^^^^^spent all day painting his toes and fingers red and gold for tomorrow's game

 

[Sacsick]

^Is getting ready to put on the winners jersey and post a picture up on facebook, instragram, twitter and myspace

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

^^ he is Manti Te'os girlfriend

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

^ Spends weekends at the park with his boyfriend playing "name that cloud".

This is probably the funniest diss I've read on any of these threads that I can remember. That had me cracking up

 

[Chuco]

^^ refuses to record football games without the express written consent of the NFL

 

[MobbinINda916]

^^ big fan of American Idol

 

[Sacsick]

^IS hoping the niners win and if they do hes hanging up his raider flag

 

[MobbinINda916]

^^ hasn't had pussy since pussy had him

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

^^ Raiders fan because he likes the team colors

 

[Rossibreath]

^^Was a male cheerleader in highschool for the wrestling team

 

[Chuco]

^ lost virginity when he was 23

 

[Rossibreath]

^^lost virginity when he was 12 to his uncle Bert

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

^^ recycled that diss from his family reunion when his dad said it about him

 

[Sacsick]

^ twittered "at the trap house" from his mommas basement

 

[Mac Jesus]

^ Believes T @Ticktock 's story about the cop who took the car keys

 

[recklessofgilaz]

^^Gets bad references from all his jobs due to his notorious habit of sexually harrasing his male co-workers