Clown The Scrub Above 2013

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

^^ chipped his front teeth with a vibrator and told everyone it was from working out with a shake weight

 

[VERSACERO]

^^shattered a molar trying to eat ice cream with a handheld massager.

 

[Calm 1 NPK 503]

^^shattered a molar trying to eat ice cream with a handheld massager.

^Ass got gapped out with same handheld massager...

 

[VERSACERO]

^^had to have a prosthetic colon installed after he went through his fisting phase.

 

[:ab:]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^got hella joog on glitter

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Get's his face painted as an animal whenever he goes to the county fair.

 

[Sacsick]

^ burned off his unibrow trying to start the grill

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Sleeps in daisy dukes.

 

[VERSACERO]

^^chipped a tooth eating gummy bears.

 

[Sacsick]

^ got into a great depression after his man left him and started drinking mikes hard lemonade to ease the pain

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Can't go past the 3rd step on a ladder without shaking furiously.

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

^^ Can't go past 1st base with a girl without paying them or jizzing his pants

 

[Chuco]

^ is a big fan of the san diego padres

 

[Sacsick]

^ be going hyphy to the thizz latin roster

 

[Chuco]

^^ is anxious to see who wins the superbowl so he can start telling people who his favorite team is

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Spends weekends at the park with his boyfriend playing "name that cloud".

 

[brixton bomber]

^^^can't wait for Sex & The City 3 to come out in theaters

 

[Sacsick]

^ hangs out with teenagers

 

[menlohog]

^^Has a man crush on Randy from American Idol

 

[BigDS.S.F.]

^ studies chuck norris jokes before his friend(s) come over to hang out