Hey I'm subbing on the morning show this week cuz my boss is out of town and we interviewed this cat Dr. Loren something or other who is a crap specialist (colon, anus, rectum, whatever). Anyway he said the human body can store up to 10 pounds of shit over your lifetime that never gets out of your body! Gross! As you get older, you start getting that pudge in your gut...it's not just fat...it's shit piling up in there.
Anyway, now I'm starting this program with this powdery substance for 90 days and apparently people have been known to shit out over a foot long and pretty soon the shit gets all black and tarry and gross as more of it comes out from the sides of the intestines.
I know this is kinda sick....but if you think about all the people with colon cancers (this lack of elimination aka shitting is also linked to breast cancer and other cancers) it's kinda serious. I guess with all the processed foods, fast foods, and chemicals, as you get older your body can't get rid of it.
The only thing I worry about is the gel they sent to soothe my asshole in case I need it....that doesn't sound like good times. I'll keep you updated.
Anyway, now I'm starting this program with this powdery substance for 90 days and apparently people have been known to shit out over a foot long and pretty soon the shit gets all black and tarry and gross as more of it comes out from the sides of the intestines.
I know this is kinda sick....but if you think about all the people with colon cancers (this lack of elimination aka shitting is also linked to breast cancer and other cancers) it's kinda serious. I guess with all the processed foods, fast foods, and chemicals, as you get older your body can't get rid of it.
The only thing I worry about is the gel they sent to soothe my asshole in case I need it....that doesn't sound like good times. I'll keep you updated.
