Mr. D-Sane said:
Fuck it.....
You know what Karlie.....today is your unlucky day. I'm typin' 5 words per minute cuz I'm loaded......but I don't give a flyin' fuckin' rats ass. Take your non-biodegradable dick havin'.....cumshot to the face lovin'.....Syko kids swallowin'.....Sykologically fucked up.....brother fuckin'.....3some porn tape makin'....sexually confused.....carpet munchin'....slut sympathizin'.....Pharell Williams dick ridin'....fucked over.....man hatin'.....strap-on dick usin'.....control freak....clitoris lickin' self and go shove your store bought penis in your booty and call the cops. Want me to go deeper???
And if you ever need 9 inches of some long hard white dick to last longer than 3 minutes.....bruise your cervix and bring you back to the other side.....holla @ your least favorite whiteboy. Besides that......I hope you and Cletus Myrtle Jenkins die a slow miserable death together along with Chili.......FUCK ALL YA'LL BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely,
D-Sane....the domestic violence felony receivin'....bitch beatin'....kill-a-hoe mentality havin'....women hatin' psycopathic whiteboy that ya'll love to hate..
That's funny. I like...very well written.
Really though, you shouldn't be so predictable. I really thought perhaps you could take this shit like a man without getting kiddie on me, but you just couldn't. Get that hate out your heart...all that anger and shit...let some of it go. You'll be so much happier, trust me. I used to be just like you.
As for me, I have far too much character to start ranting on your flaws and quirks and indescretions and failures. It's not that serious. I don't get off on trying to make people feel bad about themselves. Have a heyday talking about me...how I used to date Syko...how I sucked his dick and fucked him and blah blah blah....how I was molested by my older brother...how I'm now a lesbian...how I'm confused...how I just need some of your dick to make it all better...none of this bothers me.
By the way, good call on the control freak one. That's some real shit. Takes one to know one.