BURLINGAME HUSLA? WHAT A JOKE....HE DON'T HUSLE, HE GIT HUSLED!!!!

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Mickey Fallon
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^^^i wasnt gonna post, but this was just too fuckin funny..."The real deal"



lmao @ rich vs ghetto....this SOUNDS like ur doing an Abercrombie ad, but talking in a sad emo voice writing in ur diary
 
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If I was rich, and didnt have to work for the rest of my life, I would put out a rap album and buy some verses from top artists. Why the hell not?
 
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RIP DUKE BROTHERS
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i dunno too much about kobe soz to talk shit, all i know is just cuz there surbaban white kids , dont mean there punks. If 6 white kids wit shaved heads came outt of a ford bronco blastin metallica.. id run my wetback ass out of the vicinity cuz these niggas is likely to pull a emmitt till move.
 
macdrebaby

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mustynutz said:
Kobe Soz will be performing with Manase`Da Killa and Nola along with other acts at the College of San Mateo on May 8th. Admission is Free!




Anyone wanna join me in meeting this cat......??? Im really am going to this show to have a word wit dude....


BORN IN 1982, KOBESOZ HAS LIVED MOST OF HIS TWENTY YEARS IN BURLINGAME CA. ABOUT 20 MILES SOUTH OF SF. BEFORE MOVING TO BURLINGAME IN 1990, HE RESIDED IN SAN CARLOS. KOBESOZ COLLABORATED WITH DJ MILK IN 1998 TO FORM A BAY AREA CLASSIC TITLED "BNJG 4 LIFE," WHICH FEATURED SMASH HITS SUCH AS, "YOU HOES CANT HANDLE THIS" AND "ODE TO MCDONALDS," WHICH FEATURED MILK AND A NEVER BEFORE HEARD SOLO RAP THAT TOOK THE BAY BY STORM!! KOBESOZ THEN TEAMED UP WITH MANASE` DA KILLA IN 1999 TO CREATE "BAY AREA KILLA'S" AND HAH RECORDS WHICH FEATURED HITS SUCH AS, "NERVOUS NERVOUS" AND "THE LIFE". IN 2002, KOBE RELEASES "B GAME HUSTLA" WHICH FEATURES BAY AREA LEGENDS SUCH AS "YOUNG DROOP" "MR KEE" AND MANASE` THE KILLA. IT ALSO FEATURES SOME OF THE BAYS UP IN COMING STARS SUCH AS NOLA AND KODASAUFA. IN 2003, KOBE TEAMED UP WITH OMP RECORDS/STUDIOS, TO RECORD HIS NEXT PROJECT TO BE RELEASED AT THE END OF THE YEAR!!

KOBESOZ NOT ONLY RAPS BUT PRODUCES BEATS FOR HIS OWN MUSIC. MUSIC IS NOT HIS ONLY LOVE ,SOZ IS A HUMUNGOUS SPORTS FAN ESPECIALLY BASKETBALL. HIS FAVORITE TEAM IS THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS. HE ALSO LOVES TO WATCH THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES, CHIGAGO CUBS AND THE CINCINNATI BEARCATS. HE PLAYED BASKETBALL FOR HIS HIGH SCHOOL TEAM FOR THREE YEARS AND IS A LEGEND ON THE STREETS. SOZ IS FAMOUS FOR HIS TECHNICAL FOUL IN THE 2001 ALUMNI GAME AND CONTINUES TO PLAY. KOBESOZ IS DOING BIG 'THANGS' FOR THE BAY AREA AND HOPES HIS TALENTS CAN LAUNCH HIM IN A PROSPEROUS FUTURE. hah



this punk from Burlingame started a group called BAY AREA KILLAZ....oh come on now, this shit is gone too far....How the fuck is you a bay area killa if you done in in Burlingame and San carlos ya whole life....Claimin to be a legend in the streets, aint nobody ever heard of him....and why the fuck you gonna call ya self KOBE?????


somebody tell me this is a late April fools day joke..........pleeease
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Hahaha, are you for real man? all taht shit was actually on his site or written about him somewhere? What a sick joke.... whats with calling all his songs classics and shit? da fuck outta here.. ill smoke some blueberry to the thought of you giving this beeezy a peice of your mind. I aint even about the check the website if this shit is for real, what a fuckin bitch
 
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didnt read every page of this....

but all i gotta say is if he can rhyme, then its all good. dont matter where he's from, what his skin color is... if he can do it, then BIG UPS to him...

but i guess he can't lol... what a stunna... "bay area killas"?? wtf?? i work in burlingame -- trust me, these fools are soft...
 
macdrebaby

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WHITE DEVIL said:
I think it only proper to resurrect this thread with some Kobe Soz CD reviews....

basically,It,s the tightist shit since silk the shocker
Reviewer: huffing hocker
to sum it all up quickly,I want to suck your dick.the beats,the lyircs,the ice,thier cocks,thier bling-bling,thier pectorals,are so fucking original an thier excasty,is the bomb dizzle.

Too damn good to believe it's true
Reviewer: Big Money Nate
At first I though i was trapped in a wet-dream. The music was too great for me to believe. I was busting nuts left and right while listening to this. The lyrics are so good that you have no choice but to jack off while listening to this cd. I suggest wearing a condom while listening to this cd near females.

OH SCHNAPP!
Reviewer: Dr. Smooth
so I'm cruising down Burlingame Ave, peeping those fly underage hotties as they dip inside Pottery Barn and Bebe, when this gangsta-type fool just rolls by me. He was blasting the new Kobe Soz in his El Camino and I was like: "DAYYYYYYYYYYUM GEEEEEENNNA! I GOTSTA COP THAT ONE!" So, I checked it out on the web and was like "BLAMMM, BLAAAOWWW! this motherfunker must be from the GET-TOE, I mean GHETTTTT-TOOOOEEEE, cause he knows the pain of hustlin' outside the projects, I'm sure...WORD!

I'm Back!
Reviewer: TuPac
Thug LIfe Motha Fucka!!!!!!!!! Yo its me Tupac nigga. Yo I've been Dead the last 7 years just mindin my own business when I heard this young white cat reppin the Game. I was like "WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEESSSSSTTTTTTSIDE!" Kobe SOZ be the thuggest thing to hit the westcoast since yours truly. This shit is so tight it made me come back from the dead. I wish I coulda lived lived my life as thug as this nigga Kobe. Keep it gangsta biatch. Keep showin how the beautiful city of Burlingame Califor-NI-A is not just the city of trees, the its-it factory, and the pez museum, but actually a place where thugs roam the Ave in droves. Keep it Real Bitches.

Reviewer: San Quinn
Aye Nigga... its Quinn, you owe me 3 thou nigga. Get at me wit my check asap!!!!

Son, I am so proud of you!
Reviewer: Mama Soz
My little Sozzy, I'm so proud of him! He's doing the rap with those blacks now and I am gluttonous with glee. I don't let them in the house though! No siree! I've read about those people in "that element" and I don't need my silverware to go missing! Anyway son, I am proud of you and don't forget to pick up your little sister from ballet this afternoon and take her to the orthodontist! Tell Keak Da Sneak he can wait! Your sister comes first honey! Love ya, Mom

Reviewer: Steven Mifsud
this cd is more hotter than pancakes from your mommas oven. Kobe Soz once again laces this up with his furious flows. he outshines every rapper in his cd. i remember when kobe shot up some tongans from san bruno yellin out b game. last time im ever riding with him. crazy guy. he calls himseld the "young white nigger"

i havent seen something this hoard since i took viagra
Reviewer: true TA da gizame
OMFG Kobe Soz owes me a new pair of jockeys cause when I heard this new shiz from the the o.g. B-game hustla I soiled myself like ughh ughh ughh doing the get low hand fan so saucylike shouting "skeet skirt, B-game foo, what it do!" Then, I walked up and slapped my Mom in the face for not being Kobe Soz's mom cause Mama Soz's loins are obviously made of gold to give birth to this cat wearing the crown of King of the Mid-Peninsula Gangsta Game before they even cut the umbilical. I'm sitting in my own mess right now thanks to Kobe Soz...
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Hahaha, that 2pac comment had me rollin the fuck over, hahaha, this whole thread has me fallin over laughin at this clown.... what a sick sick sick sick sick joke. Props to the homie who started this thread though, shit is on some calssic comedy shit, i aint never laughed or fell over crackin up on a computer before , but this thread got me laughin my ass off.
 
macdrebaby

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ThaG said:
yes or at least I remember seeing it there

http://cdbaby.com/cd/kobesoz

http://cdbaby.com/cd/kobesoz2

http://www.sozonline.net/Bio'spage.htm

you can see different parts of it on these pages
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Wow... that fuckin shit just made me wanna puke... what a sick joke, his cover look like he needa be punched in teh fuckin face about 10524343423 times.. what a mark
 
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