BURLINGAME HUSLA? WHAT A JOKE....HE DON'T HUSLE, HE GIT HUSLED!!!!
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I think it only proper to resurrect this thread with some Kobe Soz CD reviews....
basically,It,s the tightist shit since silk the shocker
Reviewer: huffing hocker
to sum it all up quickly,I want to suck your dick.the beats,the lyircs,the ice,thier cocks,thier bling-bling,thier pectorals,are so fucking original an thier excasty,is the bomb dizzle.
Too damn good to believe it's true
Reviewer: Big Money Nate
At first I though i was trapped in a wet-dream. The music was too great for me to believe. I was busting nuts left and right while listening to this. The lyrics are so good that you have no choice but to jack off while listening to this cd. I suggest wearing a condom while listening to this cd near females.
OH SCHNAPP!
Reviewer: Dr. Smooth
so I'm cruising down Burlingame Ave, peeping those fly underage hotties as they dip inside Pottery Barn and Bebe, when this gangsta-type fool just rolls by me. He was blasting the new Kobe Soz in his El Camino and I was like: "DAYYYYYYYYYYUM GEEEEEENNNA! I GOTSTA COP THAT ONE!" So, I checked it out on the web and was like "BLAMMM, BLAAAOWWW! this motherfunker must be from the GET-TOE, I mean GHETTTTT-TOOOOEEEE, cause he knows the pain of hustlin' outside the projects, I'm sure...WORD!
I'm Back!
Reviewer: TuPac
Thug LIfe Motha Fucka!!!!!!!!! Yo its me Tupac nigga. Yo I've been Dead the last 7 years just mindin my own business when I heard this young white cat reppin the Game. I was like "WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEESSSSSTTTTTTSIDE!" Kobe SOZ be the thuggest thing to hit the westcoast since yours truly. This shit is so tight it made me come back from the dead. I wish I coulda lived lived my life as thug as this nigga Kobe. Keep it gangsta biatch. Keep showin how the beautiful city of Burlingame Califor-NI-A is not just the city of trees, the its-it factory, and the pez museum, but actually a place where thugs roam the Ave in droves. Keep it Real Bitches.
Reviewer: San Quinn
Aye Nigga... its Quinn, you owe me 3 thou nigga. Get at me wit my check asap!!!!
Son, I am so proud of you!
Reviewer: Mama Soz
My little Sozzy, I'm so proud of him! He's doing the rap with those blacks now and I am gluttonous with glee. I don't let them in the house though! No siree! I've read about those people in "that element" and I don't need my silverware to go missing! Anyway son, I am proud of you and don't forget to pick up your little sister from ballet this afternoon and take her to the orthodontist! Tell Keak Da Sneak he can wait! Your sister comes first honey! Love ya, Mom
Reviewer: Steven Mifsud
this cd is more hotter than pancakes from your mommas oven. Kobe Soz once again laces this up with his furious flows. he outshines every rapper in his cd. i remember when kobe shot up some tongans from san bruno yellin out b game. last time im ever riding with him. crazy guy. he calls himseld the "young white nigger"
i havent seen something this hoard since i took viagra
Reviewer: true TA da gizame
OMFG Kobe Soz owes me a new pair of jockeys cause when I heard this new shiz from the the o.g. B-game hustla I soiled myself like ughh ughh ughh doing the get low hand fan so saucylike shouting "skeet skirt, B-game foo, what it do!" Then, I walked up and slapped my Mom in the face for not being Kobe Soz's mom cause Mama Soz's loins are obviously made of gold to give birth to this cat wearing the crown of King of the Mid-Peninsula Gangsta Game before they even cut the umbilical. I'm sitting in my own mess right now thanks to Kobe Soz...
basically,It,s the tightist shit since silk the shocker
Reviewer: huffing hocker
to sum it all up quickly,I want to suck your dick.the beats,the lyircs,the ice,thier cocks,thier bling-bling,thier pectorals,are so fucking original an thier excasty,is the bomb dizzle.
Too damn good to believe it's true
Reviewer: Big Money Nate
At first I though i was trapped in a wet-dream. The music was too great for me to believe. I was busting nuts left and right while listening to this. The lyrics are so good that you have no choice but to jack off while listening to this cd. I suggest wearing a condom while listening to this cd near females.
OH SCHNAPP!
Reviewer: Dr. Smooth
so I'm cruising down Burlingame Ave, peeping those fly underage hotties as they dip inside Pottery Barn and Bebe, when this gangsta-type fool just rolls by me. He was blasting the new Kobe Soz in his El Camino and I was like: "DAYYYYYYYYYYUM GEEEEEENNNA! I GOTSTA COP THAT ONE!" So, I checked it out on the web and was like "BLAMMM, BLAAAOWWW! this motherfunker must be from the GET-TOE, I mean GHETTTTT-TOOOOEEEE, cause he knows the pain of hustlin' outside the projects, I'm sure...WORD!
I'm Back!
Reviewer: TuPac
Thug LIfe Motha Fucka!!!!!!!!! Yo its me Tupac nigga. Yo I've been Dead the last 7 years just mindin my own business when I heard this young white cat reppin the Game. I was like "WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEESSSSSTTTTTTSIDE!" Kobe SOZ be the thuggest thing to hit the westcoast since yours truly. This shit is so tight it made me come back from the dead. I wish I coulda lived lived my life as thug as this nigga Kobe. Keep it gangsta biatch. Keep showin how the beautiful city of Burlingame Califor-NI-A is not just the city of trees, the its-it factory, and the pez museum, but actually a place where thugs roam the Ave in droves. Keep it Real Bitches.
Reviewer: San Quinn
Aye Nigga... its Quinn, you owe me 3 thou nigga. Get at me wit my check asap!!!!
Son, I am so proud of you!
Reviewer: Mama Soz
My little Sozzy, I'm so proud of him! He's doing the rap with those blacks now and I am gluttonous with glee. I don't let them in the house though! No siree! I've read about those people in "that element" and I don't need my silverware to go missing! Anyway son, I am proud of you and don't forget to pick up your little sister from ballet this afternoon and take her to the orthodontist! Tell Keak Da Sneak he can wait! Your sister comes first honey! Love ya, Mom
Reviewer: Steven Mifsud
this cd is more hotter than pancakes from your mommas oven. Kobe Soz once again laces this up with his furious flows. he outshines every rapper in his cd. i remember when kobe shot up some tongans from san bruno yellin out b game. last time im ever riding with him. crazy guy. he calls himseld the "young white nigger"
i havent seen something this hoard since i took viagra
Reviewer: true TA da gizame
OMFG Kobe Soz owes me a new pair of jockeys cause when I heard this new shiz from the the o.g. B-game hustla I soiled myself like ughh ughh ughh doing the get low hand fan so saucylike shouting "skeet skirt, B-game foo, what it do!" Then, I walked up and slapped my Mom in the face for not being Kobe Soz's mom cause Mama Soz's loins are obviously made of gold to give birth to this cat wearing the crown of King of the Mid-Peninsula Gangsta Game before they even cut the umbilical. I'm sitting in my own mess right now thanks to Kobe Soz...
aye, i live in burlingame, but i was raised in the sco. yea its true. we got all these white ass punks tryina be all hard n shit. foreal tho, its not about where that soz fool from, but who he is. he just some lil bitch tryin to act like he from the streets or some shit. my lil brother was at a dance where he performed. told me that fool was a fuckin joke. said that soz made the rap game look like a joke. he aint nothin but a poser that paid all those top artists to get on that shit he call an album.
Honestly though, if I was filthy rich, and had the money to put people like 50 Cent and Snoop Dogg on my album, I would still do it even if I was a complete joke. At least he can say he has songs with the some of the biggest rappers in the world. Which is something that about 99.9% of the world cannot say. Dont take this post as me backing up the dude, cause he really does suck. Im just looking at it from his point of view
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