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Mr. Illmannered

Mr. Illmannered

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#41
Apr 25, 2002
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Or hows bout the one where it was Al and Peggy's anniversary and all Peg wanted was sex - then Jefferson finds Al sucking on a hose attached to the Dodge's exhaust pipe trying to kill himself???


I swear I almost shit my fuckin pants

You cant make that shit up!
 
Doxx

Doxx

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#43
Apr 25, 2002
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Ironhead Haynes' Commandments:

 1. It's OK to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays".
2. It is wrong to be French.
3. It is OK to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.
4. Lawyers, see rule 3.
5. It is OK to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.
6. Everyone should car pool except me.
7. Bring back the word "stewardesses".
8. Synchronized swimming is not a sport.
9. Mud wrestling is a sport.
10. OK, there are only nine...
 
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thapro

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Aug 15, 2002
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Who remembers that show when they go to an expensive restaurant and they don't have enough money, so they make their way out by sticking Al's shoes out at anyone that comes close. That was a classic!
 
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