Best quotes from MARRIED WITH CHILDREN
- Thread starter Mr. Illmannered
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"Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, at the nudie bar.
Where the girlies dance in their underpants, at the nudie bar.
Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.
Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar.
Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar.
Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, at the nudie bar."
Where the girlies dance in their underpants, at the nudie bar.
Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.
Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar.
Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar.
Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, at the nudie bar."
More Psycho Dad:
"Killed his wife 'cause she had a cold.
Might as well, she was gettin' old.
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.
He's quick with a gun, and his job ain't done.
Killed his wife by twenty-one, he's Psy-cho Dad!"
"Who is the tall, dark stranger there.
The one with the gun and the icy stare.
The one with the scalp of his ex-wife's hair.
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
He's a durn good pa, but he hates the law.
Who's that ridin' across the plain.
Who's lost count of the wives he's slain.
Who is the man who's plum insane!
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!"
Psycho Dad Christmas:
"Who's that riding in the sleigh.
Who's that firing along the way.
Who's got the most popped on christmas day?
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad."
"Killed his wife 'cause she had a cold.
Might as well, she was gettin' old.
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.
He's quick with a gun, and his job ain't done.
Killed his wife by twenty-one, he's Psy-cho Dad!"
"Who is the tall, dark stranger there.
The one with the gun and the icy stare.
The one with the scalp of his ex-wife's hair.
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
He's a durn good pa, but he hates the law.
Who's that ridin' across the plain.
Who's lost count of the wives he's slain.
Who is the man who's plum insane!
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!"
Psycho Dad Christmas:
"Who's that riding in the sleigh.
Who's that firing along the way.
Who's got the most popped on christmas day?
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad."
"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse. Since I'm not home, I won't have to."
If God had wanted women to play ball, he would've made them men."
"Strike!!"
Peg: What do you do at the mall, anyway?
Kelly: Nothing.
Bud: You know what they do? Sometimes they look in the shoe store... and laugh at daddy.
Kelly: Well, all the kids do. It's not like they know he's my father.
Hot babe: I was in last week. Remember me?
Al: Nightly...I mean, vaguely.
"A Bundy never wins, but a Bundy never quits."
"We don't call the cops. They call the cops on us!"
"Hooters, hooters, yum, yum, yum. Hooters, hooters on a girl that's dumb."
If God had wanted women to play ball, he would've made them men."
"Strike!!"
Peg: What do you do at the mall, anyway?
Kelly: Nothing.
Bud: You know what they do? Sometimes they look in the shoe store... and laugh at daddy.
Kelly: Well, all the kids do. It's not like they know he's my father.
Hot babe: I was in last week. Remember me?
Al: Nightly...I mean, vaguely.
"A Bundy never wins, but a Bundy never quits."
"We don't call the cops. They call the cops on us!"
"Hooters, hooters, yum, yum, yum. Hooters, hooters on a girl that's dumb."
