Best quotes from MARRIED WITH CHILDREN

[Mr. Illmannered]

"Why would I have sex with my pregnant wife? Its like putting gas in a car you already wrecked"

"Why go out for milk when I got a cow at home??"

Or my favorite Al song...

"Oh man were broke, cha cha cha, livin in a gutter, cha cha cha, everybody flat broke, cha cha cha, early grave, cha cha cha....NOW EVERYBODY...SHOOT ME!!!!"

 

[Chevy Man]

"Why would I have sex with my pregnant wife? Its like putting gas in a car you already wrecked"

AAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHDIAGHLAK!!!! LMMFAO!! THAS A GOOD ONE LOL!!!!!!

 

[DJ Mark 7]

My favorite quote?

"Ho humm himmmmmmmm......Ho humm himmmmmmmmm"

 

[YOUNG BREW]

theres always great one liners on MWC...i watch that show damn near erryday...ant think of any off the top tho

 

[SiccMadeLoc]

yea that show is funny as fucc...hahahahaha, Al be sayin some funy shit bout them fat hoes up in garys shoe store he work at, those is my fav.

 

[TRAGIC LOSSES]

THE NUDIE BAR SONG WAS DOPE....DONT REMEMBER THE WORDS THOUGH...

 

[Timstheman415]

"You know what I want Al? -Peg

"A chocolate couch?" - Al

 

[B-Buzz]

Hooters Hooters, yum yum yum, hooters hooters, on a girl thats dumb

 

[thapro]

"A fat lady walked into the shoe store today...."

 

[MRTHECOSE]

best quotes? how about every time they played the psyco dad song. that shits laffs.

 

[Mr. Illmannered]

"Whos that man with the itchy gun, whos that man who kills for fun --- PSYCHO DAD, PSYCHO DAD, PSYCHO DAD, hes quick with a gun, but he loves his son, killed his wife cuz she weighed a ton...PSYCHO DAAAAAAAAD"

 

[Mr. Illmannered]

Lady in shoe store to Al "I want something that will go with this dress"

Al "How about a bubbling cauldron??"

 

[Mr. Illmannered]

"Dad, can I really keep the hog I raised from a baby?"
"Sure thing son, now run along and get ready for supper"
"BLAM!!!"
"hog squeeling noises"
"The boy sure is dumb"

Psycho dad episode

"Thats it, Im floorin us into this bus!!" - Al

"Does it bother anyone that I read 'Bridge Ends Here' and floored it anyway???" - Al

"Moonmen stole my socks" - Al

 

[MeloTrauma]

"Women, can't live with em... thats all" - Al

"Women are idiots." - Al

"Fat woman came into the shoe store today..." - Al

"Peg can you make me another Tang-wich." - Al

 

[Mr. Illmannered]

Tang-wich and toothpaste sandwiches, Toaster-Leavins, Weenie Tots lol

"Al, I pinched the corners of your Tang-wich just like you like it so the Tang doesnt fall out"

 

[theYOCarea]

can I get a whooaa Bundy

 

[Mr. Illmannered]

"I scored 4 touchdowns in one game"

 

[bayGIANTS]

can I get a whooaa Bundy

WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA BUNDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


poeple always call me al Bundy too. Cause I sell Womens shoes and Bowl.

 

[Cut-Throat]

Al: Welcome To Bundiana!!!!
Marcy: Al Bundy what do you think your doin????
Al: Goin blind if you stand up!!!

 

[MRTHECOSE]

"Whos that man with the itchy gun, whos that man who kills for fun --- PSYCHO DAD, PSYCHO DAD, PSYCHO DAD, hes quick with a gun, but he loves his son, killed his wife cuz she weighed a ton...PSYCHO DAAAAAAAAD"

hahahahahahahahhahhaahahahah!!!!!!!

wooo thats funny.

thanx for that one