awwwwwwwww, What A Couple.

[JAPE]

Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.

HAHAHAHHAHA

 

[f31roger]

HAHAHAHHAHA

alright, now I know its bullshit. He said earlier that he married her kuz she was carrying her baby and she lost her figure.

troll job.

 

[onmeshow]

c/s.. but damn damn damn.. dudes older bros are to blame . like:" didnt i drop more game on you than this? you military you coulda got conchita from the drive thru at mcdonalds. she gets a green card and u get a mexican broad wit silver teef that cooks,cleans,works, could probably ride like a champ and like aint 300 + win win my lil ninja"

his big bros, his dad, any male figure in his life. someone needs to be held responsible for this travesty.

 

[tweeze]

GOOD GOD WHO THE HELL IS THat?:lick::lick::lick::lick:

and oh yeah


disgust :knockout:

 

[Gordon Gekko]

I'd expect for a black dude to be dating a white girl like that....

 

[coondogg26]

lmao that fool about to get eatin. She lookin at him like hmmmmmmmm you look tasty

 

[D'struction]

damn. looks like my homies girl, minus the blond hair and the thick booty. but the bitch is baddddd wit about them size titties, maybe bigger

 

[Gold Deez]

if there ever was a time that an Airbus A380 needed to make a emergency landing they could do so on her forhead...

 

[DFresh77]

lol@boeg marrying a marine...lol

 

[f31roger]

This is the only reason why I'm am looking at this thread.

damn that girl is bad.

 

[Mah_Piece]

The military needs to dishonorely discharge this guy asap for marrying a fuckin freakazoid bitch like that

 

[GHP]

if you look real colse, those medals arent for valor or marksmanship, they're for moose wranglin' and fupa snackin'

probably only wedding where no one fucked the brides maids

LMAO, I havn't heard the term fupa in awhile.

 

[28g w/o the bag]

unbelievable... if i had to fuck that bitch, i for sure would have an extremely difficult time attempting to achieve an erection at the sight of this crisco dependent pale skinned water buffalo, and meanwhile, this guy is busting nuts in 2 minutes or less and crying like he's fucking beyonce knowles, and she has a vibrating pussy or some shit.

::

 

[rwashing34]

DAT BITCH MUST HAVE A TUMOR IN HER DOME SHE NEED A CHECK UP..IT LOOK LIKE THAT BITCH HEAD BOUT TO EXPLODE

 

[REdRUM]

ROFL @ CHREE AND ARMEN!

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

seriously, who the fuck is that bitch in the pic tonguetwista posted?

 

[R]

unbelievable... if i had to fuck that bitch, i for sure would have an extremely difficult time attempting to achieve an erection at the sight of this crisco dependent pale skinned water buffalo, and meanwhile, this guy is busting nuts in 2 minutes or less and crying like he's fucking beyonce knowles, and she has a vibrating pussy or some shit.

::

HAHAHAHA

 

[GHP]

seriously, who the fuck is that bitch in the pic tonguetwista posted?

the cow on 2 legs this thread is dedicated to got some mainey ass reconstructive surgery

 

[7-1-3 Click]

lmfao at this thread.

 

[D-Rose]

Man is she America's next top model or what!?