awwwwwwwww, What A Couple.

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Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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I can just imagine when she met his parents...

Military dude - Mom, dad, I met a special lady and we are in love.

Mom & dad together - Oh my god that's great.

Military dude - We are getting married.

Mom - Oh my baby is getting married! When do we get to meet the lucky lady?

Military dude - Hold on, she is outside.

*Military dude goes outside*

*ground trembles a little, house shakes back and forth*

Dad - What the fuck is that? Are we having an earthquake?

*Godzilla like sounds are heard outside*

*door flies open*

Military dude - Mom and dad this is the love of my life, Chreezilla.

Chreezilla - FEED ME!!!

Mom - Oh my god! Lord have mercy on our souls!

Chreezilla - FEED ME NOW!!!

Dad -