white people:
why yall be treating your pets like ur kids?
why do u put so much mayo on everything?
why do yall think u can cook good but really no its just bland ass garbage?
what the fuck is so complicated about getting the rhythm to a song?
why do yall look like somebody stole ur upper lip?
why do yall try to act exra cool to black people? id rather u just be ur racist self
1: that is some gay shit, my pets just chill around the house, thats bout it, no sleepin on the bed, no outfits, no kisses lol
2: mayo is some nasty shit, i never use mayo, all my white friends do though, i dunno, nasty shit
3: i can cook, usually white guys can cook some good shit, white females try to make stew or soup or something i dont care to eat.
4: i can get the rhythm, just getting my body to go with it, in a way that looks cool, naw
5: first person that mugs me im not cool with when i meet them, just cause i try to be cool with everyone upon first meeting, and some fuckers seem like their too hard to be seen at a party with a white person. but i was at a party recently, and this one black dude, had dreads, and was just laughin havin fun, so i got along with him, another comes up trys to push his shoulder through mine while saying "move it cuhz", that shit dont fly at all
