Aright folks, piss test in two weeks, any advice???

[Zer0.MediA]

That worked for me.

 

[MizeryU]

fuuck how many times i gotta say its half bleach n half amonia

 

[mustynutz]

dude.....thats only if yu like the taste of ammonia....i rather mix my bleach with some Pine Sol, that great pine taste and sweet woodsy breath always made me a favorite with the ladies

 

[MizeryU]

no it makes a reaction in your stomach n it releases a gas n when the gas comesout it brings the drugs with it

 

[mustynutz]

is that why i get those funny smellin farts....?

 

[MizeryU]

poison gas comin out ur ass

 

[MaddDogg]

Thanks you young nutt...

Take a hit or two if ya want, but know when you gotta take a piss test to regulate the results on a natural basis.. Yeah, that means DON'T SMOKE.

Hence why Ive quit 2 weeks in advance ASS! Quit your hating. Weed is gonna be legal in the next 10 years or else the next civil war is gonna break out with California, Oregon, Wash., Arizona and Nev. vs. the US haha!

 

[MizeryU]

fuck yeah n zero will be the first POW n we'll put em in a big box and blow smoke in it so he gets high like hes a damn cat or a dog or somethin

 

[Zer0.MediA]

Two weeks huh? If you weren't such an idiot you would have quit 4 weeks (30 days) before the test. If you smoke just once in a month, the THC will be undetectable after one week. If you smoke two or three times a week, then you should stop for a month.

Try cutting your wrists and draining the dirty blood out.

 

[MizeryU]

thas the best highdea ive heard yet