Aright folks, piss test in two weeks, any advice???
- Thread starter MaddDogg
- Start date
Yeah clearly... Here maybe this is the answer you're looking for.
Eat a bunch of carrots, then when you shit out the carrots, take the shit and a few cloves of garlic, then blend them into a nice puree. Mix that with a strawberry flavored protein drink and wait untill the second Tuesday of the month when there's a full moon to drink it and that should do the trick.
If you take piss tests, be a fuckin' grownup for a change and stop smoking. No amount of water will take THC out of your system, for the simple reason that THC clings to fat cells. Drink all the water you want, it's not going to do anything but make you piss a bit more and that has nothing to do with cleansing your fat cells. Your best bet is to exercize untill you sweat a lot, while drinking a few glasses of water. If you start losing weight, then you're on your way.
Eat a bunch of carrots, then when you shit out the carrots, take the shit and a few cloves of garlic, then blend them into a nice puree. Mix that with a strawberry flavored protein drink and wait untill the second Tuesday of the month when there's a full moon to drink it and that should do the trick.
If you take piss tests, be a fuckin' grownup for a change and stop smoking. No amount of water will take THC out of your system, for the simple reason that THC clings to fat cells. Drink all the water you want, it's not going to do anything but make you piss a bit more and that has nothing to do with cleansing your fat cells. Your best bet is to exercize untill you sweat a lot, while drinking a few glasses of water. If you start losing weight, then you're on your way.
best way cuz 4 of my homie did this just yesterday give :: urself a week without ene thing (yeah i know giving up weed) :: two things, drink water and a hung size of cranberry juice :: you can drink and all but can't smoke or anything else #1 drink cranberry juice every other day a big container and water everyday:: cranberry juice cleans out your blood system and water delutes your urine plus it flushes out everything :: this works i have 4 proofs and their all got tested and got jobs now :: my p.o. told me this is how to come clean in a week :: he told cuz i'm finally of parole and he said i could of smoked 4 3weeks and the week before the test i could of done this and passed :: i ain't bullshiting or you can take that other stuff but if you can hold out in smokin or anything else this works
again....niacin and water.
i don't give a fuck what anyone says.
the shit works. i get tested on the regular by the military and pass everytime. now if they take a hair sample, and i doubt they're checking fat cells, yeah you'll probably be fucked. but we're talking piss test, right? niacin and water works everytime for me and my fellow servicemembers who continue to smoke. you need not bother with all that other shit. it's simple and effective.:dead:
i don't give a fuck what anyone says.
the shit works. i get tested on the regular by the military and pass everytime. now if they take a hair sample, and i doubt they're checking fat cells, yeah you'll probably be fucked. but we're talking piss test, right? niacin and water works everytime for me and my fellow servicemembers who continue to smoke. you need not bother with all that other shit. it's simple and effective.:dead:
OK IF ANYBODY WANTS TO KNOW HOW TO PASS A PISS TEST:
DONT DRINK SHIT SMOKE YOUR BRAINS OUT AND DONT TRIP!
HEAD TO THE STORE, BUY SOME YELLOW LISTERINE, PUT IT IN A CUP WHEN THEY IS TELLIN U TO PISS, GIVE IT TO THEM AND YOU WILL PASS REAL TALK. DONT ASK ME WHY OR HOW THIS IS REAL TALK FUCK ALL THAT OTHER SHIT.
DONT DRINK SHIT SMOKE YOUR BRAINS OUT AND DONT TRIP!
HEAD TO THE STORE, BUY SOME YELLOW LISTERINE, PUT IT IN A CUP WHEN THEY IS TELLIN U TO PISS, GIVE IT TO THEM AND YOU WILL PASS REAL TALK. DONT ASK ME WHY OR HOW THIS IS REAL TALK FUCK ALL THAT OTHER SHIT.
MaddDog: If your that serious about it then check this out. Some of the shit said above will work, some better then others but choosing one will be the hard part. If your willing to spend a good chunk of money you can pretty much be guarenteed a clean test. Go to your nearest GNC store and ask them for the drink that cleans out your system. They more then likely keep it in some locked glass case inside the store, they will take you to it and retrieve a bottle. First off, the cleaner costs around $40 for a single use. I know the last thing you want to do is spend $40 on a single, one time only drink to clean out your system and it not work. I don't remember the exact name of the drink but the company that manufacture's them guarentee's the drink will work, or double your money back. I know $80 isnt worth a job, but it's mainly to reasure you it will work (you think a company would offer that to the thousands of people taking it if they knew it wouldn't work). Now there is a catch to this. The drink doesn't really 'clean out your system', in so many words it just covers the weed from showing up on a drug test temporarily. Im not sure the guidelines to taking it, but it lasts for aproximatley 6-8 hours. You have to use it just a couple of hours before your test. I know this sounds like a hassle, but you have to decide weather or not you think its worth it. I can't tell you from a personal standpoint if it works or not; I had to see my probation officer for the first time since getting arrested (weed/alcohol related) and so I drank a bottle, and didn't get tested. I can tell you this, when I asked the lady that worked at GNC, she said it was a very popular drink and she has customers that get tested on a regular basis and had never failed a single one of them. Of course there's the alternative in drinking a shitload of whatever the fuck will make you piss and that will probably work, but I wouldnt risk it. This cleaner also comes in a pill format that works just the same, same price, single use. Good luck with your job.
niacin is a vitamin. it comes in pill form. you can get it at grocery stores or gnc. take two then drink about half a gallon of water, then another two and the other half of a gallon. or all four at once. fair warning, you'll begin to itch, and your skin might feel slighty sun burned in areas, and you'll be red as hell. it goes away in about 15 minutes. but if you want to smoke and pass piss tests, well then you shouldnt complain about sitting through some minor discomfort. buy the ticket, you take the ride. get the 500mg pills, and drink as much water as you can, at LEAST a gallon, depending on how much you smoke, maybe more.
what makes you so sure that none of these things will work 0
im sure some of them are bullshit but why you gonna say nothin will clean out your piss
pissin clean isnt that hard and there are some things out there thatll help you pee clean
like drinkin lots of water before you test
i know this isnt gonna clean out your whole system but surely your piss will have lots of water n less toxins
we are talkin bout jus pissin clean, not clean out your whole system right?
im sure some of them are bullshit but why you gonna say nothin will clean out your piss
pissin clean isnt that hard and there are some things out there thatll help you pee clean
like drinkin lots of water before you test
i know this isnt gonna clean out your whole system but surely your piss will have lots of water n less toxins
we are talkin bout jus pissin clean, not clean out your whole system right?
Thanks you young nutt...
Listen all I'm sayin' is that when you're in the position that you could get caught for smoking, you should just have a few drinks and save yourself the stress... I've been there.
Be an adult... Take a hit or two if ya want, but know when you gotta take a piss test to regulate the results on a natural basis.. Yeah, that means DON'T SMOKE.
Listen all I'm sayin' is that when you're in the position that you could get caught for smoking, you should just have a few drinks and save yourself the stress... I've been there.
Be an adult... Take a hit or two if ya want, but know when you gotta take a piss test to regulate the results on a natural basis.. Yeah, that means DON'T SMOKE.
