Aright folks, piss test in two weeks, any advice???

[MaddDogg]

Ive been smoking weed everyday for the last 3 weeks. I got a test in two weeks for a union job. What do you suggest besides a lot of water and cranberry juice? Any other shit work? What about those cleaner drinks? I hear they work but some pee tests can detect when your using them?

 

[YOUNGNUTT]

GO TO THE GROCERY STORE, ASK FOR SOME "CERTO" IT'S USED TO MAKE JELLY. IT COMES IN LIL BLUE BOX WITH 2 PACCS OF "CERTO". IT'S A CLEAR JELLY SUBSTANCE. POUR THAT INTO A BIG ASS CUP OF WATER, DRINK IT AND TAKE AS MANY PISSES AS YOU CAN BEFORE TAKING THE TEST. THE TASTE IS HORRIBLE BUT THE OUTCOME IS GREAT. DRINK A COUPLE HOURS BEFORE YOU TAKE THE TEST!!!
THE CITRIC, & LACTIC ACID IN "CERTO" IS WHAT CLEANS YOUR SYSTEM!!!
IF YOUR PARANOID DRINK BOTH PACCS IN 2 SEPARATE CUPS OF WATER!!!

 

[P-Nut]

^^^ i second that, i'd pick that over drinkin' nasty ass lemonade anyday.

and if anybody tells you to drink bleach. lmao

they tryin' to kill you homie. literally

 

[MR.FLAMBOYANT]

Im lovin them 40'z Pinche, nice sig

 

[Zer0.MediA]

Those drinks are bullshit. If you've got two weeks the only thing that's going to happen no matter how many times you piss is that the test will come out shady and they'll probably let you slide. As much as everyone likes to think they can beat a piss test it's just not probable. I mean, if pissing is what helps, than drink a million 40's. That sure makes me miss a lot.

But nobody says that because it's flat out stupid. If you need to worry about piss tests you should just not smoke. And if you can't help yourself, you should face your responsibilities like a fuckin' man and take what you got comin'.

 

[MizeryU]

i heard smokin crack will clean the drugs out of your system

 

[MizeryU]

i also heard that for that bleach thing to work you haveto mix it with amonia first before you drink it

 

[mustynutz]

drink lots of clean piss before the test......at least 1 gallon or more 2 hours before the test......the saltier the piss is the better it will work.

 

[BIG J]

A friend of mine had a to take a piss test for a job. He took some cleaner shit(not sure which one) but it came out all bright green. They told him "don't call us, we'l call you" lol

 

[MizeryU]

lmao

you should try smokin a big j beforehand

 

[Nightbreed]

i'm in the military. i get piss tested all the time. i smoke all the time. i smoked on a friday and saturday. then took 500mg of niacin and drank a 1 1/2 gallons of water on sunday. i was clean when i dropped on monday. do not drink bleach.

niacin and water. i pass all the time.

 

[MizeryU]

dude i already said you have to drink bleach together with amonia to get the desired effects

 

[ordekoms]

Those drinks are bullshit. If you've got two weeks the only thing that's going to happen no matter how many times you piss is that the test will come out shady and they'll probably let you slide. As much as everyone likes to think they can beat a piss test it's just not probable. I mean, if pissing is what helps, than drink a million 40's. That sure makes me miss a lot.

But nobody says that because it's flat out stupid. If you need to worry about piss tests you should just not smoke. And if you can't help yourself, you should face your responsibilities like a fuckin' man and take what you got comin'.

a few years back me and a few friends would kick it every night smokin until the early morning, one of my friends had to take a piss test at wal-mart and regardless that he knew we were still smoking and drinking until 4 or 5 in the morning(the night before he had to take the ua). So he took it and came home and figured he failed so he told his dad he wasn't goin to pass it cause he smokes bud(lmao his dad didn't know), so the test came back AND HE PASSED IT. We all figured that stat-care had to make a mistake cause theres no way his system was clean.

 

[MizeryU]

niacin dont do shit but make your skin break out n get all hot n red

if you took a test and passed by takin niacin and water then the h2o is what helped you pass cuz niacin dont do a damn thing

 

[Zer0.MediA]

Water doesn't do shit... nothin' does shit. Don't fuckin' smoke if you got a test comin' up, end of story. If you can't help yourself than strap on a set of tits and call yourself Bianca.

 

[MizeryU]

thas not true there is some shit out there that can clean out your system

you cant jus say oh jus stop smokin

thas like sayin to stop breathin for some people

i know 1 thing
im never takin a drug test for no1 i don care if id pass i jus wont do it for nothin not a million dollars ever
but i would like to know of something that will help clean out the extra thc from my system so i can get as high as i used to back in the day

 

[Zer0.MediA]

has not true there is some shit out there that can clean out your system

you cant jus say oh jus stop smokin

thas like sayin to stop breathin for some people

And that would make them bitches...

 

[MizeryU]

fuck you pussy your a bitch for not smokin every day

smokin makes you stronger and smarter

weed is good for you

 

[YOUNGNUTT]

@ZERO.MEDIA
SHUT THE FUCC UP, OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCC YOUR TALK'N' BOUT!!!

 

[DubbC415]

get someone else to piss for u, put it in a bottle and take it...i did that for someone, and then charged em for it...or theres a pill that cleanses ur system entirely...its called "niacin."
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