"18-80, BLIND, CRIPPLED, OR CRAZY"

[marty50]

, & that man is not a doctor...

there are no if's, and's or but's in my equation.

dont remind me of the doctors visit. i had to hit the scrip crub that nite to cleanse myself. lap dances - tittays and ass were flowing down on me like a waterfall.

some other man saw my sir junk-a-lot elephant trunk and i had to pay a 200 dollar bill for it.

 

[marty50]

like my dad said, wht till you get into your 40s and have to get a prostate exam. it aint the venom snake milking the snake charmers do.

 

[Mac Jesus]

A sticky hole is a sticky hole.

 

[SteadyMobbin]

Some chick caught me staring at her tits...she just smiled and walked away.

 

[High70]

"I like pussy, pussy got me crazy"

- Willie D

 

[Talus]

I like that song I lean like a cholo cuz of that one verse were he is like...
I like you , I like you, I like you but I really want her.
It always goes from top choice to the bottom of the barrel depending on how much some puss is needed.