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  1. marty50

    this dog is peverted

    look at this commercial, dude uses x-ray vision to look at a girls booty. i like how he said excellent. what a creepy dog. http://www.cottonelle.com/ youre gonna get raped
  2. marty50

    What genre of music is this?

    gay-wcps - white cracker people shit, just bored of the same music, it needs to be diffrent and even more bizzare. i have seen music where i couldnt classify it in any genre, it stood out on its own.
  3. marty50

    Are there any good rappers form Milwaukee/Wisconsin

    young kyoz? someyoung guy the real - visualizer his name was reality - the vizualser a greenish cover of him standing on the cd
  4. marty50

    tic tac toe porn

    since they is no siccness arcade, here is the next best thing. who want to play. icons are balls = oo and pussu = () . jsut copy and paste the tic tac toe board with your selection on it to the next post. and so on. i will play agaiinst the first person. one person at a time, or you can set off...
  5. marty50

    this is why everybody needs health insurance

    A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. 'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?' The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, 'I'm very...
  6. marty50

    can someone explain this

    i got my headphones on hooked up to teh computer. now i got the tv on with the volume down all the way to zero - no sound. so in between the the beginning and the end of the tracks - i can hear the fuckin tv thru my headphones - wtf. the tv aint hooked up to the computer, and the headphones...
  7. marty50

    the little things in life

    its that last drop of ham juice that you soak up in the lunchables the green flavor packed crusty looking burnt chip that they accidently put in your bag of chips. the chicken wing bone that breaks in half when you take a bite, cuz of too much steriods. the rubber that breaks and your bitch...
  8. marty50

    the candy is my meal thread

    jeah, i get the munchies every so often, i love some candy, right nowa i gots me some swedish fish studies say eating candy right b4 bed promtes healthy dreams of candyland bliss and chocolate cherry vanilla waterfalls. im a fuckin belliver you can bet on taht shit right there!!! soem people...
  9. marty50

    reading peoples minds in the courts

    i saw this thing on 60 minutes where they can tell if you are lying by when a certain part of your brain lights up during one of those mri exams. i wanted to know if it is possible for the courts in the future when this might become common to use this against you when people are up for trial...
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    the i rubbed the duck to the wrong bitch thread

    the pic above says alot about this thread. i vow never to rub the duck again, for i have sinned and reached the limits of man. i have rubbed myself out of the realms of internet porn existence. to this bitch: shit i have never sinned so greater than now. wtf, was i thinkin. the bewitched...
  11. marty50

    i will guess your age

    let me know when you ready
  12. marty50

    erin andrews video anyone have the whole thing

    i only found a 8 sec clip, who got the whole thing of here squating and looking at her ass...
  13. marty50

    bills, bills, bills

    fuck i got this 1000s of dollars bills comin up and i cant imagine being in debt during these times. fuck, i aint knowin what to do man. i mean people talk how they dont get any good sleep, cuz the last thing on they mind b4 sleep is worrying how they gon pay shit off. i need some stories and...
  14. marty50

    i thought i seen it all

    splidow jenni gregg, amazing ass, pretty face, nice perky biddies
  15. marty50

    olivia munn playboy pics inside

    http://www.craveonline.com/lifestyle/article/behind-the-scenes-of-olivia-munns-playboy-cover-shoot-78799 woooooooooooooooooooooooo yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh i wish i was that carrot Much to the delight of nerds everywhere, Olivia Munn will be appearing on the July/August 2009 cover...
  16. marty50

    hahaha, whats the story behind this

  17. marty50

    football question

    so if in a football game, it is 3rd and 40 and a reception is made for 20 yards. does the reception count as a 20 yard reception in the game book for the reciever and the qb? even though the team is 10 yards short from the line of scrimmage and 20 yards short from a first down. how is it...
  18. marty50

    things you wanted to say to your parents, but never could

    to my dad: get your sweaty balls off my mothers lips to my mother: your lips were on my dad's junk sac a couple seconds ago, then you come in my room and tuck me in and KISS ME goodnight. i did not like it one bit, MOTHER. at least you can gargle and rinse with some scope, so i dont get...
  19. marty50

    the fivehead thread

    seriously, what is up with these kids and they fivehead. is there soemthing in the water that is making them grow these fiveheads. i cnat decide which is worse. exhibit a - look at this kid, already got a receding hairline and shit, even worse with that crooke teeth, look like a fuccin horse...
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    art student in sweden tags subway train for thesis

    N_qgLwwEcSc http://chronicle.com/news/article/5990/notes-from-underground-subway-vandalism-as-art-draws-mixed-reviews-in-sweden Artistic merit may be subjective, but a Swedish art college could soon discover that artistic culpability is easier to assign. According to news reports...