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vLj9u3ilbkg did anyone catch teh 60 minutes of this. its like some silicon wafers spread with some green and black goop on both sides, and supposedly converts any kind of energy source into efficient energy. i guess it like a really efficient fuel cell. there ipo is tommorow. im not sure what...

tviPLpD8VG8 everytime this commercial pops up, i gotta do a double take. i swear that is winnie cooper from wonder years as the baby sitter, and then when she says you can "pay me in gum". i get dirty naughty thoughts, cuz of that porn movie babysitters with teagan and jesse jane. i think...

ask me how it is to sleep? ask me how it feels like to wake up in the morning? ask me how i have no ache or pain? ask me about not flopping like a fish thru the night? ask me why i spent 2000 dollars on a fyckin bed, on fyckin layaway plan for christs sake? ask me why this bed is white...

Nicki Minaj’s Bisexuality Did She Really Turn Out Remy Ma? Does She Prefer Women? Read Now why the fuck is there an ad for this here? lol.

very entertaining, they need to just get to the bacon portion and cut the fat - the confrontations are hilarious. the one i saw last nite was the best i saw. the current girls bf was sleeping with his ex-gf, who had already had a kid with the ex. turns out the ex-gf and the dude got her...

Porn video shown on Moscow highway billboard MOSCOW — Drivers in downtown Moscow were squinting in disbelief as an electronic highway billboard blazed a two-minute pornographic video in place of the regular advertising clips. Late-night traffic on one of the Russian capital's busiest roads...

they got this girl talking, but if you listen to it they got this socal beat in the background. its fuckin tight. what song is this beat from??? it sounds like some dogg pound dpg beat, but im not sure...

im trying to figure out this problem. say that i look into a telescope and see a planet that is 40 light years away. so when i see that planet, i am seeing that planet as it was 40 years ago in the PAST, cuz that is how long it took for light to travel for me to see it here on Earth. now the...

im hittin up the club tommrow, i need some new pick up lines, cuz everybodys got the same ol pick up lines, so lets get some new ones lets go back to my place, ill pop some mamosa, flip you over like hot cakes from ihop, and pour my syrup all over you. people say i got a big tongue - it looks...

is ther anyone else that is losing interest in sports lately? everytime i watch a sporting event, im neutral to it, i dont caer who wins or who loses. part of it is the players going thru there usual routines and not being passionate about the sport they play for. another part is players...

what is the longest you held your shit in for? i meant to take a shit around 3 this afternoon, but instead i just let out a squeeky lil ol fart, and so the shit was just a false alarm. but now , im feelin it again, i dont know if i should take the risk of farting or that it might be a shart...

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i was lookin at some chicks that i went to middle school with and saw some of their facebooks and let me tell you white women age really bad. maybe its the white american women, mainly and mostly. dude they were fuckin super cute n hot during their teenage years, then something happens when...

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ive been lookin all night for it. whos got it, or were is the torrent?? she got a boob job, fuck i wasted 4 hours lookin for that shit, damn. i would nibble some corn on the cob sticking out of here asshole, typewriter-style, like back and forth, teeth chattering away, while she moans , dont...

i never understood why clothing had to match. i see people wearing whatever color from head to toe. me, i just put on whatever is comfortable even if the colors dont match.. ill wear a puke green t-shirt with a bbq stain on it and some grey jeans with some blue shoes when i go out ballin at...

im gonna check also. i noticed some of the tracks on the creepin fog cd is diffrent than on that not durr cd. the beats are the same, they have diffrent lyrics on the tracks.