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  1. mrtonguetwista

    For a good time call....

    YORBA LINDA – A "typographical error" resulted in the recall of student T-shirts at Linda Vista Elementary School's recent jog-a-thon, after a parent called the phone number printed on the back of the shirts and was connected to an adult chat line. T-shirts were handed out to all students...
  2. mrtonguetwista

    Besides orbitz.com...

    What are some good,legit sites for hotel reservations? And a big NO to priceline.com
  3. mrtonguetwista

    Free yardbird 10/26

    KFC has declared Monday, Oct. 26, "UNFry Day" and restaurants across the country will be giving away free* samples of Kentucky Grilled Chicken (KGC). Since KGC was introduced in April, more than 60 million Americans have joined "Grilled Nation" by trying the product at a KFC restaurant. Now, you...
  4. mrtonguetwista

    R.I.P. Soupy Sales

    DETROIT -- Soupy Sales, the rubber-faced comedian whose anything-for-a-chuckle career was built on 20,000 pies to the face and 5,000 live TV appearances across a half-century of laughs, has died. He was 83. Sales died at Thursday night at Calvary Hospice in the Bronx, New York, said his former...
  5. mrtonguetwista

    Ol' girl flashes $27K in cash now she's broke

    SPRINGFIELD, Mass. -- Massachusetts police say they are searching for two men suspected of robbing a woman of $27,000 after she flashed the cash in a Springfield bar. Sgt. John Delaney said on Friday that the 22-year-old woman was robbed Monday night by two men wearing dark clothing and...
  6. mrtonguetwista

    Snoop Dogg ft. The Dream -- Gangsta Luv

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  7. mrtonguetwista

    Here's an oldie, but goodie NSFW NSFW NSFW

    http://niggaflip.com/
  8. mrtonguetwista

    lol DJ Quik

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  9. mrtonguetwista

    Anybody watching that kid in the balloon???

    6yr old by alone in a home-made helium balloon..bout 2000ft up right now
  10. mrtonguetwista

    Assault With A Deadly Burrito

    HERNANDO BEACH, FL -- Hernando County Sheriff's deputies have arrested a South Carolina teen on a charge of throwing a deadly missile at a moving vehicle. That missile was a burrito, deputies said. According to a police report, John Addie was driving his Honda when he noticed someone lean out...
  11. mrtonguetwista

    Adam Manning Loves Tiddies!!

    SALT LAKE CITY [AP] Police have arrested a man for allegedly groping a nurse who was helping a woman who was in labor with his baby. Adam Jay Manning, 30, brought a pregnant woman in labor to McKay-Dee Hospital around 3 a.m. Friday, said Ogden police Lt. Loring Draper. When a nurse came to...
  12. mrtonguetwista

    Soulja Boy Runs From Police, Decides To Come Back, Arrested

    Atlanta rapper Soulja Boy was arrested in Henry County on Wednesday night after he ran from police, Capt. Jason Bolton said. The singer was part of a video shoot at a house in McDonough, Bolton said. He took off running as a police officer walked up to the house -- and was nabbed after he came...
  13. mrtonguetwista

    Happy Birthday Lamberto Quintero

    Yaaaaaaay :beard:
  14. mrtonguetwista

    *mic to tip of nose* Whats the grimyest shit you've seen in Newberg,Oregeon

    NEWBERG, Ore. – Darrin Daily's neighbors say they had no reason to suspect the depravity that police and court documents describe in the one-story apartment on River Street. Daily, 44, of Newberg, was accused of rape, sodomy and other sex-related crimes, including posting Craigslist ads to...
  15. mrtonguetwista

    What do you call a 1 armed boy chained to a bumper?

    DAVENPORT, IOWA - An Iowa man faces child-endangerment charges for allegedly chaining his 14-year-old son to the bumper of a car. The man's brother was charged with assault. The 37-year-old Davenport man said he was just trying to prevent his son from running away. Both men said they were just...
  16. mrtonguetwista

    the money shots.... SFW.

    Joe D. is a fuckin' legend respect due
  17. mrtonguetwista

    lol scary ass store clerks

    WATERLOO, Iowa (AP) -- Police said clerks at a convenience store that was robbed twice in recent months threw money at a man in a case of a mistaken robbery. The clerks at Five Star Snacks and More thought they were being robbed last Thursday when they were confronted by a rambling man who had...
  18. mrtonguetwista

    Man Gets The Shit Slapped Outta Him At Kentucky Fried Chreeken

    NORWELL, Mass. – Authorities say a couple, upset over the slowness of their Kentucky Fried Chicken order, assaulted a man who asked them to stop yelling profanities for the sake of children in line. The couple was arrested Thursday after witnesses told police the couple beat the man as he was...
  19. mrtonguetwista

    So You Think Your Vagina Can Dance

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