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  1. mrtonguetwista

    Bitch Slap

    http://www.bitchslapmovie.com/
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    Obese Man Dies After 8 Months In Recliner

    COLUMBIA, S.C. -- When an ambulance brought Daniel Webb home from the hospital after he hurt his knee in March, paramedics warned the then 550-pound man he probably wouldn't be able to get up from his recliner if they put him there, his wife said. Webb told them to leave him there anyway. He...
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    316,000 bongs seized

    LOS ANGELES (AP) ― Customs officials say they got a surprise when they found 316,000 glass bongs disguised as Christmas ornaments at the Los Angeles harbor. U.S. Customs and Border Protection said Thursday that agents found the highly decorated drug pipes in 860 boxes shipped from China...
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    Man Loses Control Of $1M Car

    LUFKIN — Police have revealed the identity of the owner and driver of a million-dollar French sports car that he accidentally veered into a salt marsh. The Lufkin Daily News reports police records in La Marque identified 34-year-old Andy House of Lufkin as the driver of the 2006 Bugatti Veyron...
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...there's a shortage of chicken wangs

    CHICAGO — With U.S. chicken production set to fall for the first time in 36 years and demand for chicken wings on the rise as hungry football fans flock to sports bars, restaurants are running into an age-old problem: a chicken has only two wings. Coming to the rescue are so-called "boneless...
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    FDS...were you in Tampa,Fl recently??

    TAMPA, Fla. -- Florida police say a man arrested for repeatedly calling 911 looking for sex claimed it was the only number he could dial after running out of cell phone minutes. Tampa police said 29-year-old Joshua Basso made sexual comments to the 911 dispatcher and asked if he could come to...
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    Spider-Man Has Been Arrested!

    A Spider-Man impersonator was arrested on outstanding criminal warrants today after an incident in which he allegedly slugged a man near the Hollywood and Highland complex, Los Angeles police said. It was not immediately clear what led to the altercation, which was reported about 12:30 p.m. in...
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    Katt Williams Arrested On Burglary Charges

    Atlanta, Georgia (CNN) -- Comedian Katt Williams was arrested on burglary and criminal trespass charges in a west Georgia community early Monday, according to police. A police report said Williams, 38, used a crowbar to force his way into a home in a rural area about six miles west of Newnan...
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    Japan says "fuck yo burger"

    Apparently they're running some kind of promo with WINDOWS 7
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    Gunman Shoots 6 People At Orlando Office Complex

    Orlando, Florida (CNN) -- Authorities Friday apprehended a gunman who entered an Orlando building where he used to work and shot six people, killing one of them, the city's police chief said. Five others were wounded in the shooting on the eighth floor of the Gateway Center, Orlando Police...
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    Black Friday '09 (video games)

    Kmart Friday Doorbusters: Friday, November 27, 4 a.m. - 12 p.m. Saturday Doorbusters: Saturday, November 28, 7 a.m. - 12 p.m. Xbox 360: Xbox 360 Elite Holiday Bundle - $299 + Halo ODST Free Left 4 Dead 2 - $39.99 (Save $20) Halo 3 ODST - $39.99 (Save $20) Need for Speed: Shift - $39.99...
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    $100 g/c with the purchase of Xbox arcade this Saturday

    http://www.walmart.com/catalog/catalog.gsp?cat=648061&povid=cat14503-env172199-module110409-lLinkSP1&sourceid=05286632602571469432
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    Dad Calls Cops On Daughter After Finding Dank In Closet

    TROY — A father reported his teenage daughter to police after finding a marijuana plant growing in her bedroom closet, police said. Troy police said they were dispatched about 11:25 a.m. Oct. 31 to a home on Cheltenham Drive. The neighborhood is north of Long Lake Road, off Coolidge Highway...
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    pwn3d by the little engine that could

    FULLERTON -- A father and son described by authorities as train enthusiasts have been struck and killed by a freight train in Fullerton. The two men, ages 50 and 30, were on the tracks near Balcom and Commonwealth avenues just before 11:18 p.m. Wednesday when they were hit, according to the...
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    when a prank goes wrong

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    Ryan Seacrest Stalker Arrested At E! Headquarters

    LOS ANGELES -- A man accused of stalking Ryan Seacrest has been arrested at E! headquarters in the Miracle Mile area of Los Angeles. Los Angeles Police officials confirmed the identity of the stalker as Chidi Uzomah Jr., 25, who was previously arrested for attacking a security guard while...
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    Remains of People Found At Home of Sex Offender

    CLEVELAND -- The remains of as many as six people may have been found at the home of a registered sex offender wanted on rape charges, police say. A spokesperson for the Cleveland Police Department says officers went to the home with a search warrant for 50-year-old Anthony Sowell. Sowell is...
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    Alice in Chains new album

    Performing tonight on Conan
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    Walmart Now Sells Caskets & Urns

    MILWAUKEE — The world's largest retailer wants to keep its customers even after they die. Wal-Mart has started selling caskets on its Web site at prices that undercut many funeral homes, long the major seller of caskets. The move follows a similar one by discount rival Costco, which also sells...