friend1: "Great I'm friends with someone who reads every fucking article there is online (he's referring to me), someone who is bound to be a rapist in 6 years, someone whos eventually going to commit adultery, another one whos probably going to be a rapist in 6 years, an autistic, and someone who willingly chose to sterilize himself. U know who u all are (angry emoji)"
me: "I'm not a god damned autistic rapist take it back!"
friend1: "Bro. Just accept it."
me: "That's the thing... i can't move on. Their autistic screams still haunt me."
friend2: "WTF?"
friend1; "Lol. U win."
friend3: "admitting it is one step closer to healing"
me: "Which one of those fuckers snitched on me anyway? It was the deaf mute one wasnt it? I knew I should've broke her fingers"
friend1: "OH AND IMMMM THE DARK ONE"
lol
this exchange was funny as fuck to me and i needed to share it,
@infinity