Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[Mac Jesus]

my deepest appologies for not sending an invitation to you and the rest of the siccness. if it is any consolation not even my closest friends or family were invited

That was a dope wedding man. Thanks for flying me out there for that.

 

[jake921660]

nah, Just Seattle friends i grew up with. we started this group text thing and try to text each other every day to stay in touch. i mean if you've known people like 23+ years, they're probably worth keeping around

or maybe not lol

all gucci fam

 

[Mac Jesus]

Only if he divorces his wife, then re-proposes to her, invites me and @drunkaholic707 and you to his wedding where you'll be the best man, and I'll be the best bridesmaid

(no cesolito if applicable)

I have this really nice hand stitched Elsa disney princess dress I've been meaning to wear

(no jmacc if applicable)

Very applicable butcher. Good call.

 

[jake921660]

lol that kept happening to me for awhile, i swore i mustve been allergic to alcohol or something my nose would get ultra super stuffed up too.

had no trouble drinking a shit load of wine recently though

its something to do with shots. i mix my preworkout in a little bit of water and shot it and i sneeze then as well.

 

[Mac Jesus]

Am I being rude by ignoring the two bitches in the front seat and talking to you guys. Its about an 11 hour drive.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Am I being rude by ignoring the two bitches in the front seat and talking to you guys. Its about an 11 hour drive.

Yes. They deserve your undivided attention.

You should make up for your disrespect by masturbating in the back seat and letting them know how pretty they are

 

[Mac Jesus]

They are so loud

 

[jake921660]

Am I being rude by ignoring the two bitches in the front seat and talking to you guys. Its about an 11 hour drive.

fuck them 2 holes breh

 

[BUTCHER 206]

play this song out loud while nodding your head and doing your best shoulder lean dance @Mac Jesus

 

[BUTCHER 206]

lol damnit, i want to get drunk.

but i know thats exactly why i shouldnt drink. i drank way too many days in a row, and once you start thinking about wanting to drink its time to call it quits for awhile

 

[BUTCHER 206]

 

[Mac Jesus]

Young Thug x Metro Boomin (Metro Thuggin) - The Blanguage (Official Video) - YouTube

play this song out loud while nodding your head and doing your best shoulder lean dance @Mac Jesus

Hell yeah I will

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Fuck yeah

Hell yeah I will

Hell yeah man

Fuck yeah

 

[BUTCHER 206]

 

[BUTCHER 206]

@jake921660 had it lit in here we moved 3 pages in like no time lol i havent even finished my pizzas yet

 

[Mac Jesus]

Its lit in this truck now, thanks for the idea butcher.

 

[Mac Jesus]

Fuck yeah

 

[jake921660]

you should rape both those bitches

 

[Mac Jesus]

you should rape both those bitches

Yes, thank you for the idea. I will do it.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

friend1: "Great I'm friends with someone who reads every fucking article there is online (he's referring to me), someone who is bound to be a rapist in 6 years, someone whos eventually going to commit adultery, another one whos probably going to be a rapist in 6 years, an autistic, and someone who willingly chose to sterilize himself. U know who u all are (angry emoji)"

me: "I'm not a god damned autistic rapist take it back!"

friend1: "Bro. Just accept it."

me: "That's the thing... i can't move on. Their autistic screams still haunt me."

friend2: "WTF?"

friend1; "Lol. U win."

friend3: "admitting it is one step closer to healing"

me: "Which one of those fuckers snitched on me anyway? It was the deaf mute one wasnt it? I knew I should've broke her fingers"

friend1: "OH AND IMMMM THE DARK ONE"



lol

this exchange was funny as fuck to me and i needed to share it, @infinity