Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[BUTCHER 206]

Time goes by too slow when you're stoned and want to do nothing but eat

 

[BUTCHER 206]

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Time to smoke a bowl

 

[nolettuce]

@BUTCHER 206

Leave butcher alone he doesn't have time for your shit

 

[BUTCHER 206]

This dumbass chick gassed a scooter directly into the front bumper of a bmw and broke the plate off then smashed it directly into the back of a Volkswagen, broke the back hatch panel it's like a 2 foot crack in it lmao

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

Smoking weed is so gangsta...

 

[BUTCHER 206]

This dumbass chick gassed a scooter directly into the front bumper of a bmw and broke the plate off then smashed it directly into the back of a Volkswagen, broke the back hatch panel it's like a 2 foot crack in it lmao

 

[InfamousICON]

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Well

I have no choice at all. I have to go smoke another bowl

 

[BUTCHER 206]

ok

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Pretty damn hungry. I think when i get home ill fry some eggs overhard in butter and eat them on corn tortillas with valentina hot sauce

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I'm thinking 8 white corn tortillas and 5 eggs and 84 grams of medium Tillamook cheddar and 2 Tbsp of butter but that'll likely be reduced to 6 tortillas and 3 or 4 eggs, and no cheese, and 1 Tbsp of butter.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I decided brushed teeth for dinner instead

Thug life

 

[BUTCHER 206]

"you have to eat to lose weight or you'll go into starvation mode and gain weight" -Fat people who eat all the time and don't lose weight

 

[infinity]

Uhhh, Duh

 

[BUTCHER 206]

"if i dropped back down to only 230 pounds my family would think i was about to die!" -typical fat

 

[BUTCHER 206]

>eating multiple times a day sometimes 3-5+ times a day

 

[BUTCHER 206]

"BMI is inaccurate and doesn't account for my muscles and large bones and frame" - Every fat special snowflake with 30%+ body fat and minimum amounts of muscle mass and a frame nearly identical to billions of humans before them

 

[BUTCHER 206]

>2K16
>not drinking 8 cups of water a day minimum

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Getting to 160 is pretty much the confirmation I'm looking for; at that point I'll know for sure i am a god. After that i dunno i was thinking about committing Seppuku like an ancient samurai who has reached the peak of their physical and mental form, choosing to die by his own hands at the pinnacle of perfection like a cherry blossom flower that blooms and is perfect for a small amount of time then detaches and floats to the ground to rot back into the earth to be reborn as a new life. When my guts spill across the top of my favorite ancient Himalayan mountain peak and my life force releases back into the universe i hope i am reborn as a sloth