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BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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>know im about to cancel centurylink because my promotion expired, and jason was being a fucking faggot and wouldnt give me a new promotion for whatever reason, even though they're supposed to
>take myself off autopay 2 weeks in advance to avoid getting fucked
>make a manual payment 4 days before the bill is due
>they double bill me with autopay, which ive taken myself off of, on top of my manual payment
>call my bank and explain everything to the T, they agree to let me open a dispute and i get the money credited back



>receive this letter yesterday March 15th



>dated March 8th (wtf?)
>PAY US OR ELSE COLLECTIONS IN 2 DAYS
>call the number on the letter explaining you guys owe me money, remain calm, nice, i just want this to be figured out



>literally get transferred through 4 different people, all who sound pissed off to be receiving calls this early
>finally get to the "right" person, she confirms my account is in the positive, she has no idea what's going on, and this is the end of the line basically no one else to talk to so "I wouldn't worry about it"


 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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I'm going to somehow end up getting sued over some tiny amount of money I don't owe lol. I should've been documenting all this shit way better. When I took myself off autopay I did it at work, I was going to print the confirmation but it said it'd be emailed to me. Of course it didnt get emailed. When I cancelled my account I didn't get a confirmation email either, even though they guy said "the confirmation number is being emailed to you".

Damn I shouldn't have let my guard down at all, those confirmation numbers are what you need in court, I should've asked for them then written that shit down recorded the time of the phone calls, the exact time i did anything with them, shit man.
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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bout to head to southcenter at like 10, go to the centurylink store and try to talk to someone. then go to federal way stop at some food place i dont know... was thinking popeyes but thats on 348th itd be easier to go to red robin on 320th, then go to century theaters watch an early bird movie. then head to white center cop like 2-6g of weed depending on what looks nice, just enough to keep it smoking wtih a bowl or two a day for a little bit
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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itd be a lot easier to just go to white center first, then go to southcenter for the movies / food / centurylink all in one, but to be honest the southcenter mall is a total fucking shithole i hate that place

i hate the federal way mall too but its so abandoned that early in the day its just old people doing indoor walking to keep fit, its so dead, which makes it perfect basically always get the whole theater to myself this early
 

Mac Jesus

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May 31, 2003
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Fedex been tryna get 12 dollars outta me for months. They sent it to collections, i ignore all that too. Only chance fedex has of getting that money is holding my next package through fedex hostage.

They really think im gonna pay a random surcharge they forgot to give to me at my door like 3 months later pfft
That happened to me with UPS and I didnt even know I owed money till it was sent to collections. I wonder how much it costs them to send a 12 dollar fee to collections.
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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Fedex been tryna get 12 dollars outta me for months. They sent it to collections, i ignore all that too. Only chance fedex has of getting that money is holding my next package through fedex hostage.

They really think im gonna pay a random surcharge they forgot to give to me at my door like 3 months later pfft
I got sued 3 times by st francis hospital lol, it was like 1300 originally i ended up paying something like 2300-2500 with all the court fees they add on top of everything, and fees for the whole garnishment process. three different rounds of garnishment, they garnish you at the lowest % they can to milk it the longest. i dont want to go through anything even remotely close to that again not even for a tiny amount of money. once collections buys the debt you basically pay them or get sued
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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but i was drinking a lot of liquor and being young and stupid and didnt give a fuck lol. the bill was because i got bronchitis / walking pneumonia from smoking like 200 blunts in 3 days or something extremely fucking stupid bought an entire display of buy1get1 swishers and we smoked every single last blunt, had to go into the emergency room

"theyll never come after this money, fuck them they cant even find me if they tried"

3 years later get summoned