Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[Mac Jesus]

I just want my royalties due that Butcher owes me.

 

[nolettuce]

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Saw a cool white bentley gt speed

 

[timebomb]

Man you might wanna ask Grimlyn!!!!!

I would do but I can't guess where the pesky young whipper snapper he is old chap..

/tilts top hat/

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

if you were fucking a chick on the side of a bed with her off the side of the bed, stomach down on the bed, hand on the back of her face pushing it into the bedsheet.
and your pounding it up

and she yells out "BEAT IT UP LIKE A THUG!!! BEAT IT UP LIKE A THUG!!!"

what would you do?

i laughed. and then said it on twitter to a thousand people.
then later, called the homie and put it on speaker in front of her. and we both laughed.


what would you do if you finished with this broad having sex and u throw the condom in the trash

and then she goes to the bathroom takes it out the trash and comes out of the bathroom chewing on your used condom like gum

just casual as fuck like nothings wrong

questions of my lifetime

did you ask her why she was chewing on a trash condom?

 

[troythemac]

Thinking of ordering a half oz maybe a whole oz of weed; fucking sitting here at work with the last little like 0.2 of weed that's about to be smoked then im completely fucked

Rich mother Teresa thinking about ounces there's probably fools in Albania who will never see a nug of weed in their lives

 

[troythemac]

I just want my royalties due that Butcher owes me.

Thanks for absorbing the cuzzbro debt butcher I was tired of getting bugged for money

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Just copped a new bentley with some of mac jesus royalty money. Lol he'll never see this money bout to drop the rest of it on the Broncos to win the superbowl

 

[Nuttkase]

 

[Mac Jesus]

Just copped a new bentley with some of mac jesus royalty money. Lol he'll never see this money bout to drop the rest of it on the Broncos to win the superbowl

I'm sending you a postcard with frozen stickers all over it. I hope this will strengthen our friendship.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

These lazy stoners haven't called me back.

You know Mercury's harvest is gone @Nuttkase ?

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I think i might be sobering up. I'll be completely sober soon thinking about leaping off the roof of this building

 

[BUTCHER 206]

@nolettuce split your weed stash in half and drive it to me for free

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I'm in Bellevue that's not even far @nolettuce

 

[BUTCHER 206]

@nolettuce pls

 

[BUTCHER 206]

If you're not here by 145 im going to qfc for some beer lol

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Fucking narc @nolettuce let me down when i needed your help the most, fuck you man

 

[nolettuce]

Did you get beer though??

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I can't afford beer. Not until @Mac Jesus pays me my royalties due

 

[Nuttkase]

These lazy stoners haven't called me back.

You know Mercury's harvest is gone @Nuttkase ?

They aren't. They just took their website down you are supposed to text them for their menu if you have their number.