Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[Nuttkase]

You buy that stuff yet?

Not yet I'm hitting up the town this weekend

Dude thats an eternity from now you could be feeling great by then

Butcher is right about me needing vitamin D

1. I barely left the house this summer
2. The average weather here looks like that Crooked Lettaz album cover

Did not think this conversation was going to be about buying vitamins.

 

[Nuttkase]

Initial thought was Butcher talked you into buying a gun and shooting up your school then I was like nah Butcher is dumb not that dumb must be drugs. But nope.

 

[Nuttkase]

@nolettuce is Texas su casa?

 

[Nuttkase]

My bro invited me down to his house for drinks this friday

I told him sure, and I asked him what he had for us to drink

He replied "Guiness"

Don't complain about free booze that's like #3 bro code right there man don't wanna break it.

 

[Nuttkase]

I've thanked people for handing me a fucking Mike Hard's Lemonade and that shit is garbage but they were nice enough to give me free alcohol so you know they are cool in my book.

 

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Lauren Mayberry <3 <3 <3

 

[DaGrimProphet]

Don't complain about free booze that's like #3 bro code right there man don't wanna break it.

Word. I told him yes anyway. tbh fam guiness aint as bad as some folks say

But dont get me wrong, its not great

 

[Nuttkase]

One time I was in Vegas and we ended up at a pool hall with a couple dudes that had been black jack dealers at the casino we were at drinking and playing cards at all day and the one dude was like I can get us free shots and I was like fuck yeah and we walked over and bartender chick was like all the free Pucker shots you want and I was like wtf but started pounding those motherfuckers and my friend passed out after 3 (it was like 3am and we had been drinking since 10am the previous day) and the chick at the bar kept filling them and I had to tell her to stop eventually and she was like but they are free why would you want me to stop and I had to tell her if she keeps pouring them I'll keep drinking them and then I'd die in her bar so she stopped. I ended up having to drive back to the hotel like 4 hours later. Fun times.

 

[Nuttkase]

Not even your bro? Odd.

 

[Nuttkase]

I mean its whatever go get drunk with him and go from there.

 

[Nuttkase]

I actually am trying to remember if I ever even got drunk by myself at all in high school. Not that I can recall. Usually was with at least one friend even if it was just ditching and drinking 40s in the woods lol

 

[Nuttkase]

Cool now my posts make no sense.

 

[Nuttkase]

Also Heineken is fine. Asian people fucking love that beer.

 

[DaGrimProphet]

Not even your bro? Odd.

Obviously I had drinks with family members or whatever and got relaxed, but I never got drunk when not alone

 

[Nuttkase]

Whoa...

Why do Asians love Heineken?

 

[DaGrimProphet]

Also Heineken is fine. Asian people fucking love that beer.

Im not a fan. I dont really like becks either, but I drink em when theyre in the house. Did you see that video on my instagram of me chugging 3 bottles of becks while a heavy D record spins?

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I've thanked people for handing me a fucking Mike Hard's Lemonade and that shit is garbage but they were nice enough to give me free alcohol so you know they are cool in my book.

Lol for real man, the only beer i might refuse is 211 and actually... I'd probably just say fuck it and drink that too if i were in the mood. Usually if theres free beer around italways pbr i fuckin hate pbr but will drink it anyway

What's so bad about Guinness i understand it's overrated but i think its good lol. Well as long as it comes cold from a tap that grocery store canned Guinness isn't good at all

 

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fuck off idiot

 

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bangin this DJ Zirk tape fuck you

 

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MEMPHIS BITCH