hebrew israelites

[MobbinINda916]

my religion is worshipping Ass, Tiddies & Tacos.

 

[StillHustlin]

Yeah cool working in the city is fucked enough now I can look forward to getting yelled at by violent black Jews lol

maybe they'll spit on you too Jamarcus Russell is not an authentic hebrew

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

Did somebody say...Jews?

No seriously I follow this guys religion



BiAAAtch

I bet your bitch talks to you like that erry night you little hoe.

 

[BASEDVATO]

 

[timebomb]

I CONVERTED TWO SAYS AGO FUCKERS. I SMOKED THIS CUBAN CIGAR TO CELEBRATE

 

[Totenkopf]

I bet your bitch talks to you like that erry night you little hoe.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[Legman]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

if you're being sarcastic, you're doin a shit job at it

 

[gimmefreemusic]

if you're being sarcastic, you're doin a shit job at it

.

Navy Seal Copypasta (also known as the “Marine Copypasta,” “Internet Tough Guy Copypasta” and “Gorrila Warfare Copypasta”) is a facetious message containing a series of ridiculous claims and grandiose threats that portray the poster as an Internet tough guy stereotype. In the original post, the writer claimed to be a former Navy Seal with a long history of combat experiences, using comical typos and hyperboles like “Gorrila Warfare,” “300 Confirmed Kills” and “I can kill you in over 700 ways with just my bare hands.” Since its emergence in mid-2012, the copypasta has spawned a variety of spin-off stories, similar to the John Copypasta meme.

 

[Nuttkase]

lol @ someone actually writing up a detailed synopsis for that meme. What a time to be alive.

 

[StillHustlin]

In other news, Nestle, the largest producer of bottle water in the United States, claims bottling spring water from a California national forest does not do any harm. Damn Germans.

 

[Defy]

The U.S. has navy seals, does Aussie land have combat koalas?

 

[slapahoe]

In other news, Nestle, the largest producer of bottle water in the United States, claims bottling spring water from a California national forest does not do any harm. Damn Germans.

I set this one bitch straight telling her about that and the drought in california. bitch was tryna say how nestle is so proactive environmentally and woo woo woo.

like dumb bitch dont you know that a big ass company like nestle has a PR company, if not a couple of them, to project that image of them?

nestle is swiss btw but yeah.

 

[gimmefreemusic]

Well that shouldnt come as any surprise since water is being privatized everywhere. Water is no longer a human right according to Coca Cola.

 

[iaoish]

teh fuck is that half indian half puerto rican dude doing there? lmao

Fuckin retards. I hope at some point we can all leave religion behind us, look back, and laugh about it. And maybe then we can have a Jesus superhero movie. Just like what they did to my god Thor.

Wodan is my man!

 

[LiterACola]

maybe they'll spit on you too Jamarcus Russell is not an authentic hebrew

Lol what

 

[7-1-3 Click]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

lmao. haha. ey yo--this isn't the first time you wrote this shit.

word for word, this fucking dork copied and pasted it. i swear i've seen this faggot write this before

you aint scaring anybody bitch. go fuck yourself

 

[Nuttkase]

word for word, this fucking dork copied and pasted it. i swear i've seen this faggot write this before.

bruh

 

[ELPOLLITO]

how old is you?

 

[BASEDVATO]

welcome to the internet.

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Wow