Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[Defy]

And I passed up e 27th not too long ago, tweeze was nowhere to be seen

 

[Defy]

The coffee shop was called powder face or something like that, I was expecting all the employees to be coke heads

 

[Defy]

But my friend makonnen is teaching me how to whip it

 

[InfamousICON]

Damn, Apple sent me the dreaded "we're moving forward with a different candidate" email. Why the fuck they have to waste my time with 3 fucking interviews? They couldn't determine this after 1 or 2? lol

 

[Defy]

I applied for the Apple Store hella long ago and they did the same shit

 

[Defy]

Man fuck this damn trippy stick....I dropped it on the button and now it's hella sensitive....the shit was just on in my pocket and damn near burnt my fingers cuz it's so hot

 

[InfamousICON]

I applied for the Apple Store hella long ago and they did the same shit

I applied to the Apple Store a couple months ago, never even got a call back from them lol that would be kind of a dope job just chillin at the mall fucking with Macbook Pro's and iphones.

 

[InfamousICON]

Damn this Apple job would have been the dream job. It was an Apple Corporate job working from home. They send people an iMac to work from and you just work from your home office for 8 hours a day. Pay was great also.

Would have been so dope to roll out of bed and go to work in a pair of basketball shorts and get paid well lol

 

[Defy]

I applied to the Apple Store a couple months ago, never even got a call back from them lol that would be kind of a dope job just chillin at the mall fucking with Macbook Pro's and iphones.

I wanted to be a "genius"

Those stores are annoyingly over crowded tho

 

[drunkaholic707]

swooped up some sierra nevada hop hunter

 

[drunkaholic707]

fuck the having to do 3 interviews like the fuck the 1st bitch couldn't figure out to hire me so send me to another one who also couldn't figure it out so now i gotta do a third

 

[gimmefreemusic]

I wanna work for Skynet

 

[drunkaholic707]

bout to mob on some far cry shout out to the auto drive

 

[AlcoholicLoser]

So there's a skylight above my shower right, I was taking a shower earlier and looked up and my black cat is just staring at me like a creeper... it was awkward.








Now here come all the jokes about how I'm lying cuz juggalos don't take showers

 

[jake921660]

@jake921660 , have you ever been to these restaurants?

Chicken Treat

Kingsleys

no i havent

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

Well you should.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

Just destroyed 4 chicken tacos from La Tapatia, also had some coffee to wash it down, #abc twice (chicken/coffee) #thanku.

 

[ELPOLLITO]

@ELPOLLITO #slap

saving for later

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

HBD @Cut-Throat

 

[AlcoholicLoser]

Happy birthday to my homie @Cut-Throat