where is the weirdest place u ever jacked off?

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Palmer

Palmer

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Supa SAV'D OUTT said:
i got caught jakin off by my grandma(r.i.p) when i was like 10.lol. and when i was in the navy we were on deployment and i would jack off in the bathroom after dinner or basically wheneva. lol this is a crazy as thread
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Don't lie you know you got together with all your other seamen and played a little sog the biscuit for a little after dinner snack. I've heard stories about you crazy seamen.
 
5-Dime NwK

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satherp5 said:
Don't lie you know you got together with all your other seamen and played a little sog the biscuit for a little after dinner snack. I've heard stories about you crazy seamen.
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cheap shot.

when i was in basic not one morning wood.
i heard they put salt peter in the food, i dont know if its true but it was weird

and what sailors do is...
goto other countrys, drink their beer and fuck there women, fuck what you heard
 
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Mr.REE said:
On the log ride at disney land!!!! the people behind me were pissed!!!!
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wow, this is one of the better threads recently...

lol at dude asking where the weirdest place everyone jacked off, dude jerkin it on the freeway, dude saying "town shit", dude in the dmv line, and dude getting caught by his grandma...
 
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killahoe666

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Palmer said:
I've rubbed one out on the freeway before. I was driving from Seattle to Colorado Springs and I stopped at a strip club in Montana, had a few drinks then got back on the road. It was like 1am , and I think you can imagine the rest.

I've done it on my friends sisters bed while she was out for the night. Oh and his moms bed, and bath tub while she was out of town.

Theirs a lot more but I think I've said enough about myself.
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Your first name must be Harry
 
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Coach E. No

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this probably doesn't count, but in 2004 I went down to times square when I lived in NY for the New Years eve celebration. I ended up going alone because no one wanted to go that I was stationed with, because it was only supposed to be like 8 degrees or some crap. I hopped back on the train to Long Island, and this chick from New Zealand sat next to me on a crowded train. I had my sweat shirt in my lap, she said she was cold so I covered her hands with it, and she jacked me off on a train full of people. Cool story bro.
 
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Hood Rat Matt

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EVERgREENRIDER said:
Bathroom stall at work. #NO RAGRETS
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Guilty...I felt hella gross after too

My teammate in hs football got caught by his parents using a fake pussy while watching porn. He just got both and bolted home early so he could have some time before his folks got off work and they left early...boxes were out and everything
 
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