where is the weirdest place u ever jacked off?

[WHITE DEVIL]

This man should be commended for creating a great thread.

Instead he is villified and impugned.

RIP James Brown.

Strangest place - Ex-Girlfriends family room while her fam was in the backyard.

 

[TBo01]

lmfao....thanks for talkin bout that when its the day of givin...u aint givin beating meat stories to us...u givin us misery j/k

 

[skido]

at red lobster

lmao!

 

[D'struction]

science class

 

[Arson]

ive jacked off at friends house numerous times
when i was young and would spend the night at my potnas house i would beat it in the bathroom haha
rip james brown

wow wow wow.

 

[Uzzle]

haha I thought about it too but..Too Sexy to have my protien shakes on em.

 

[Palmer]

I've rubbed one out on the freeway before. I was driving from Seattle to Colorado Springs and I stopped at a strip club in Montana, had a few drinks then got back on the road. It was like 1am , and I think you can imagine the rest.

I've done it on my friends sisters bed while she was out for the night. Oh and his moms bed, and bath tub while she was out of town.

Theirs a lot more but I think I've said enough about myself.

 

[skido]

in a big lots bathroom hunched over bigbosstalks moms back lettin em go

 

[matteo650]

on the freeway, u couldnt wait to go home

 

[DippedinButter]

damn, step it up. get a bitch so you dont have to jack off on the freeway

 

[DippedinButter]

on the freeway, u couldnt wait to go home

the dude was prolly stuck in traffic lookin @ the person in the car next to him

 

[bayGIANTS]

one time i spent the night at a girls house but didnt fuck, we just kinda messed around all night. long story short, the next morning on the way home i felt a severe case of blue balls coming so I said fuck it and rubbed one out right there on 280. it didnt stop the blue balls though

 

[LISICKI]

ya'll better be carefull before you give yourself a rimshot and cause a 10 car pile-up

 

[phil]

CHURCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bay408Area]

hahahah @ town shit

 

[Gas One]

jerking off in weird places is sorta gay.
okay well i guess its not gay, but jerking off on the freeway is some oddball shit unless you got a long ride ahead of you and cars arent around.

hopefully you kept your eyes on the road and not the people driving by..

 

[28g w/o the bag]

i couldn't jack off in the car unless i had porno playing in my DVD monitor

shit would be uncomfortable as fuck, so i'd need the motivation

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[fillyacup]

this foo said "yadiyadiyada.....jacked off....whoo whoo......RIP JAMES BROWN!!"

WTF?

wierdest shit was i jacked off on the homies sister.....jacked off on a lil youngster from down the streets mom, jacked off on another girl while her kid was in the next room, jacked off on the homeboys bed wit this fine as chick, an in his pool an in his basement....all wit the same broad....

an mind this, when i say "I" jacked it, most of the time i was either to thizzed out or to drunk to do it so she jacked me off or sucked me up......damn good times...

 

[J.COLOMBO]

ive jacked off at friends house numerous times
when i was young and would spend the night at my potnas house i would beat it in the bathroom haha
rip james brown

town shit mayn

hahahahhaha dude made my xmas even funnier...

why did my girls gma who owns hella houses say to one of her tenants who dropped by to say merry xmas....(a black woman)...did you guys eat chitlins..hahaha lady said no that was thanksgiving...then she said black eyed peas?woman said no...collard greens?woman said no....me my girl and her sisters had to get up and walk away..her gma is hella old and not racist but sounded sooo racist......shit was so fuckin funny..and she isnt racist...she has a black grandson and philipino grand daughters...

 

[up2nogood]

you forgot to add 'no homo' to your post...