Before I forget lemme say HBD to
@Mac Jesus
and also that I hope that th Duke family is doing as well as can be hoped for.
@Mac Jesus
and also that I hope that th Duke family is doing as well as can be hoped for.Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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Shelled pistachios are expensive as fuck. I get them sometimes though, eat them way too quickly.
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Damn I just lashed wonderful pistachios like I've never lashed a company before lol I want to take it back but its too late. I'm not even upset, those pistachios were great lol. I channeled one of the psychotic residents who always complains did an impression of her
" Wonderful pistachios are not the premium product your company is claiming they are. Last week I found a huge clump of flavoring / salt in a bag of Sweet Chili pistachios; it was about the size of a golf ball. I'd guess it was probably about 3 grams of pure salt on top of what was already on the pistachios. Are you even trying to do any quality control at all? I thought it was just an anomaly, because your old product 'Everybody's Nuts' was extremely good and high quality. Today I found a disgusting worm / maggot looking thing in one of the shells with what looked like dozens of little eggs, which is easily the most disgusting thing I've ever found in a food item. Quit being greedy and allowing this disgusting trash to flood store shelves. It's no wonder every store I go to has dozens of bags of unsold wonderful pistachios. At what point did your company decide to abandon "Everybodys Nuts" and the 100% open shell guarantee and start selling smaller inferior tasting pistachios that are completely sealed shut about 10% of the time and half sealed 50% of the time. How can you package about ten times more salt than what you claim on the package and package disgusting bugs and eggs? What is your company going to do to fix this and will you ever offer a premium product ever again or should I just boycott this terrible product?"
" Wonderful pistachios are not the premium product your company is claiming they are. Last week I found a huge clump of flavoring / salt in a bag of Sweet Chili pistachios; it was about the size of a golf ball. I'd guess it was probably about 3 grams of pure salt on top of what was already on the pistachios. Are you even trying to do any quality control at all? I thought it was just an anomaly, because your old product 'Everybody's Nuts' was extremely good and high quality. Today I found a disgusting worm / maggot looking thing in one of the shells with what looked like dozens of little eggs, which is easily the most disgusting thing I've ever found in a food item. Quit being greedy and allowing this disgusting trash to flood store shelves. It's no wonder every store I go to has dozens of bags of unsold wonderful pistachios. At what point did your company decide to abandon "Everybodys Nuts" and the 100% open shell guarantee and start selling smaller inferior tasting pistachios that are completely sealed shut about 10% of the time and half sealed 50% of the time. How can you package about ten times more salt than what you claim on the package and package disgusting bugs and eggs? What is your company going to do to fix this and will you ever offer a premium product ever again or should I just boycott this terrible product?"
I wish I had another bag of pistachios
I really want some bbq flavored ones for some reason probably just subconsciously craving bbq
I really want some bbq flavored ones for some reason probably just subconsciously craving bbq
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I used to eat blue diamond almonds all the time they're hyphy. But I developed this weird taste for roasted unsalted almonds for some reason
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The owners of the Chinese restaurant I work at usually give me a box of chocolates or something for Christmas and this year the hand written message said "May the fight of Christmas". They try to English and I fully support that but this shit was on another level funny. So may the fight of Christmas brehs.