Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[Nuttkase]

Would be kinda fun to get coked out with a midget but I'd be too scared I'd freak out at some point and dropkick them across the room.

 

[Nuttkase]

You only do half the time if you murder a midget though.

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Yea ive never partied with a midget. Let alone meet one lol. Ive seen em before, but they are kinda platinum FUBU #rare

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

I would be down to party with teh littles. And maybe fuck that midget porn star. Maybe. Depends how much ive drank.

 

[BIGSBY]

Id do coke with a female midget

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Their little sausage limbs are gross and unattractive though. So i dunno

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

But on the other hand with those little hands i bet it makes teh cock look massive LMAO. buuuuut than you would kinda feel like a pedo too. So once again, i dunno

 

[Nuttkase]

Yea ive never partied with a midget. Let alone meet one lol. Ive seen em before, but they are kinda platinum FUBU #rare

When I was about 13 or so I went to a M's game with my friend and his family. We pull up in the van, park, and he had four much younger siblings so the parents are getting them all ready and stuff inside the van or something, whatever. So me and him hop out and are just kinda talking waiting for everyone and up pulls this other van two spots over seeing me and him are currently standing in the spot between. All of a sudden out pops literally a family a midgets, two parents and five kids that look to be from about our age at the time through late teens. We were both like "Whoa!" and tried not to stare but I mean it was a family of fucking midgets all decked out in Mariners gear so how could you not. Pretty sure they noticed too but I mean they had to be used to that.

 

[Nuttkase]

I used to see a midget in a suit rolling around on a razor scooter all the time when I first started working downtown. Dude always seemed to be in a hurry, hence the scooter I'm guessing.

 

[BASEDVATO]

@infinity found your soul-mate

 

[Cut-Throat]

If i ever get rich, im gonna hire midgets to just be around me all the time...

 

[BASEDVATO]

@Cut-Throat lol at you losing your last week of season, especially to that abandoned team.

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Kinda wish i didnt go through that 5th in a day. Alcohol is weird with me, no matter how long i go without drinking my tolerance never goes down. Same as with opiates.

 

[Nuttkase]

Yeah my drinking tolerance doesn't ever really take a noticeable hit either.

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

El jefe is JAMMING. Glizzy is tight.

 

[Nuttkase]

Waiting until 10:30 to start cracking these brews. Still have a beer in there that was left from the night of the Nacho show too. Think it's a Coors, I will drink it first to get it out of the way.

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

I got like half a shot i am fucking baked though, so all is not lost

 

[gimmefreemusic]

Lmao on the topic of midgets you guys gotta watch this 3min clip of aries spears standup on midgets

@S.SAVAGE youd find it funny too haha

 

[Nuttkase]

I once saw a few minutes of an Aries Spears stand up routine on TV and vowed I'd never put myself through that again so sorry can't watch that video.

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

Waiting until 10:30 to start cracking these brews. Still have a beer in there that was left from the night of the Nacho show too. Think it's a Coors, I will drink it first to get it out of the way.

Its a ranier, not a fucking coors. I'm no heathen.