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nolettuce

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Just had this dude that no lie had to be 500+ pounds wearing a light bright green shirt try to sneak into a theatre up the back stairwell. When I was kicking him out I felt like telling him it was probably best not to look like a giant lima bean if you are trying to be sneaky lol.
I was thinking about this and besides being high/drunk/homeless and internet options aside, why the fuck would someone try and sneak into a movie. How bad does someone want to see a fucking movie without buying a ticket.
 
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This is Infamous Mixerr, today I will review Salted Carmel Core ice cream from Ben & Jerry's. This is Infamous Mixerr. The carmel in the middle was very hyphy. The brownie bits were super brehsive. I give this ice cream 5/5.

When I was at nuttkase's house he had two things of Carmel core and it looked so good. If I wasn't so coked out I would have eaten some. I'm gonna grab some tonight.
 
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You'd be surprised. I'd say 3/4s, probably more, of the people we kick out straight up trying to sneak in or theatre hop after the one they bought are none of the above.

I never understood sneaking into theaters. I'd have too much anxiety to even enjoy the movie if I did sneak in successfully.